• GnastyGnuts [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    I like the detail of Ben Shapiro being AOC's running mate. He'd turn himself into her shoes if he could.

    • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      He actually suckled Romulus and Remus, so he also founded Rome.

      Statue twitter in shambles.

  • Feinsteins_Ghost [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    Santos/Boebert2032. Hell or bust baby.

    Lets see how far we can fuck this ship before it sinks.

  • MF_COOM [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    That's what Jackson Hinkle looks like? Gd most punchable face

    • abc [he/him, comrade/them]
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      1 year ago

      like most losers and "MAGA communists" - he unfortunately was afflicted with the reverse Benjamin Button disease at a young age and despite being born in 1999 - looks like he is at least 38 and not actually 24 due to his comorbidity of being a fucking idiot lmao

      • RyanGosling [none/use name]
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        1 year ago

        I thought he was 18? He posted about his first day in college and how he “owned” his liberal classmates. But then one of his classmates responded saying he was just a normal guy who talked to people but didn’t do anything hostile or confrontational lol

        • abc [he/him, comrade/them]
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          1 year ago

          I'm not gonna say he was lying because you can go to college at any age but here is an Instagram picture he posted on his 24th birthday from the Bolshoi Theatre in Moscow (I'm jealous!) with the caption '24' lol. He is a dumbass virgo just like me obama-sad

    • Ram_The_Manparts [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      Pretty sure just the suggestion of such pictures existing would be enough to get Benny boy on board.

  • Yurt_Owl
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    1 year ago

    Santos cos he's funny

  • LeZero [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    General Secretary before selection

    Hunter Biden

    panting

  • Dessa [she/her]
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    1 year ago

    I can't decide until I know where the candidates stan on the issue of Cats re: Salami