• ShimmeringKoi [comrade/them]
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    11 months ago

    T minus 2 years until we have to retire the volcel police bit because British upper class sexual psychosis has made it redundant

    • VOLCEL_POLICE [it/its]B
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      11 months ago

      Show

      The people's VOLCEL VANGUARD are on the scene! PLEASE RESERVE YOUR PRECIOUS BODILY FLUIDS FOR STRATEGIC ACTS OF MASS REVOLUTIONARY CUMMING!!!

      volcel-vanguard

        • VOLCEL_POLICE [it/its]B
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          11 months ago

          Show

          The people's VOLCEL VANGUARD are on the scene! PLEASE RESERVE YOUR PRECIOUS BODILY FLUIDS FOR STRATEGIC ACTS OF MASS REVOLUTIONARY CUMMING!!!

          volcel-vanguard

      • ProfessorAdonisCnut [he/him]
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        11 months ago

        The pornographers have hitherto only interpreted cumming in various ways. The point, however, is to change it.

  • Nationalgoatism [any]
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    11 months ago

    Gee, let's just deploy more dystopian surveillance tech, I assure you for the benefit of the children

  • Sushi_Desires
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    edit-2
    11 months ago

    The year is 2084 and the British high monarchy has just ruled that gooning is a capital offense -- a crime even more serious than adding spices to nutrient paste rations (British food)

  • RION [she/her]
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    11 months ago

    Oi whadda heck mate it's just loike Ex Machina innit

  • FunkyStuff [he/him]
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    11 months ago

    Oi what do we have here luv, having a cheeky wank wotheit your spank license?

  • WoofWoof91 [comrade/them]
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    11 months ago

    is this going to be like the "must ask your isp specifically to be allowed to access porn" thing that never actually happened?
    the government love to make the most ridiculous overbearing rules, but have no way of actually enforcing them lmao

    critical support to the decrepit corpses for extreme incompetence i guess

  • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]
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    11 months ago

    The plot of Equilibrium but replace all the art with porn.

    "Be careful, Preston. You're cumming on my dreams."

  • dead [he/him]
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    edit-2
    11 months ago

    In 2023, at least 7 states have passed laws which require porn websites to verify the identity of each person who visits the website before viewing content: Louisiana, Arkansas, Montana, Mississippi, Utah, Virginia and Texas. Louisiana has some weird system were you take a picture of your ID. Pornhub blocked all access in Utah, Mississippi, and Viriginia.

    https://www.politico.com/news/magazine/2023/08/08/age-law-online-porn-00110148

  • Frogmanfromlake [none/use name]
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    11 months ago

    Don't like how it's executed but agree with trying to limit it from children watching. The porn industry is a cancer and has only had negative effects on both men and women consuming it.

    • Great_Leader_Is_Dead
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      11 months ago

      Don't like how it's executed

      I'm struggling to imagine a way this could be executed well

    • doublepepperoni [none/use name]
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      11 months ago

      Are we just talking about "adult films" produced by the American adult entertainment industry in gaudy mansions in Los Angeles? Because sexual content on the Internet encompasses way, way, way more than that