T minus 2 years until we have to retire the volcel police bit because British upper class sexual psychosis has made it redundant

Gee, let's just deploy more dystopian surveillance tech, I assure you for the benefit of the children

The year is 2084 and the British high monarchy has just ruled that gooning is a capital offense -- a crime even more serious than adding spices to nutrient paste rations (British food)

Oi mate you got a jerkin loicense

In khommulist Chyna, big brother watches you cum

Oi whadda heck mate it's just loike Ex Machina innit

They're gonna capture everybody's O faces

Oi what do we have here luv, having a cheeky wank wotheit your spank license?

is this going to be like the "must ask your isp specifically to be allowed to access porn" thing that never actually happened?
the government love to make the most ridiculous overbearing rules, but have no way of actually enforcing them lmao

critical support to the decrepit corpses for extreme incompetence i guess

The plot of Equilibrium but replace all the art with porn.

"Be careful, Preston. You're cumming on my dreams."

lmao what the fuck

In 2023, at least 7 states have passed laws which require porn websites to verify the identity of each person who visits the website before viewing content: Louisiana, Arkansas, Montana, Mississippi, Utah, Virginia and Texas. Louisiana has some weird system were you take a picture of your ID. Pornhub blocked all access in Utah, Mississippi, and Viriginia.

https://www.politico.com/news/magazine/2023/08/08/age-law-online-porn-00110148

Don't like how it's executed but agree with trying to limit it from children watching. The porn industry is a cancer and has only had negative effects on both men and women consuming it.