T minus 2 years until we have to retire the volcel police bit because British upper class sexual psychosis has made it redundant
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The people's VOLCEL VANGUARD are on the scene! PLEASE RESERVE YOUR PRECIOUS BODILY FLUIDS FOR STRATEGIC ACTS OF MASS REVOLUTIONARY CUMMING!!!
MASS REVOLUTIONARY CUMMING!!!
Smh even the volcel police need the volcel police
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The people's VOLCEL VANGUARD are on the scene! PLEASE RESERVE YOUR PRECIOUS BODILY FLUIDS FOR STRATEGIC ACTS OF MASS REVOLUTIONARY CUMMING!!!
The pornographers have hitherto only interpreted cumming in various ways. The point, however, is to change it.
Gee, let's just deploy more dystopian surveillance tech, I assure you for the benefit of the children
The year is 2084 and the British high monarchy has just ruled that gooning is a capital offense -- a crime even more serious than adding spices to nutrient paste rations (British food)
big brother watches you cum
They don't merely watch you come, they make you come via machines and incest...
Oi what do we have here luv, having a cheeky wank wotheit your spank license?
is this going to be like the "must ask your isp specifically to be allowed to access porn" thing that never actually happened?
the government love to make the most ridiculous overbearing rules, but have no way of actually enforcing them lmaocritical support to the decrepit corpses for extreme incompetence i guess
The plot of Equilibrium but replace all the art with porn.
"Be careful, Preston. You're cumming on my dreams."
In 2023, at least 7 states have passed laws which require porn websites to verify the identity of each person who visits the website before viewing content: Louisiana, Arkansas, Montana, Mississippi, Utah, Virginia and Texas. Louisiana has some weird system were you take a picture of your ID. Pornhub blocked all access in Utah, Mississippi, and Viriginia.
https://www.politico.com/news/magazine/2023/08/08/age-law-online-porn-00110148
Don't like how it's executed but agree with trying to limit it from children watching. The porn industry is a cancer and has only had negative effects on both men and women consuming it.
Don't like how it's executed
I'm struggling to imagine a way this could be executed well
That's the problem. There really isn't any way to do this well outside of an outright ban.
Are we just talking about "adult films" produced by the American adult entertainment industry in gaudy mansions in Los Angeles? Because sexual content on the Internet encompasses way, way, way more than that
covid masks
masturbation masks
