Yeah I was confused looking through the comments lol
Isn't that the most obvious answer?I feel like it was so obvious people just didn't comment it.
Stay inside and never talk to the neighbors, maybe smile awkwardly and nod when I pass them in the hallways.
Well, if the site's anything to go by: Majority bottoms.
So if you're a top, it's a buyer's market!
You’re already in the running,
AND THE JUDGES ARE MAKING THEIR VERDICT.
We probably should ask the bottoms who their pick is.
I open the window and shout
WHO THE FUCK IS STANDING OUTSIDE MY WINDOW YELLING AT ME TO READ THEORY?!? FUCK YOU, I WILL NEVER READ ANOTHER BOOK
I'd say "Apartment complex? Seems rather simple to me." to everyone I met.
Let my cat outdoors, invite AOC over, make a vegan lunch for everyone, talk about China. Anything I missed?
My dream happens: I get in a drunken argument with an anarchist but when some lib tries to chime in with a zinger we both turn and yell at them to fuck off and afterward we forget our argument and I pass them my hip flask.
Zapatista coffee cocktails, cuban rum, microbrewed craft beer, and shitloads of straight vodka to forget
Zapatista coffee with Cuban white rum sounds amazing, TBH
Mr. Gorbachev, tear down these walls! It's one apartment now. Our apartment. Then I institute the totalitarian cleaning police. Jamie, those dishes have been sitting there for WEEKS FUCKING WEEKS YOU ABSOLUTE SLOTH WHY SHOULD I CLEAN UP YOUR MESS HOUSEWORK IS WORK