• Sacred_Excrement [comrade/them]
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      3 years ago

      I don't know why I doubted. It reads like he's becoming more unhinged lmao.

      I suppose at least if he wins in 2024, we'll get to hear the most insane inauguration speech ever made

      • Downanotherday [he/him]
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        3 years ago

        I totally expect him to actually be tyrannical and unhinged the second time around. It’s going to be terrible. But also an important step in the toppling of the American empire.

        • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]
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          3 years ago

          If he wins again it will absolutely shatter the veil of the USA being democratic in any way. It will be an utter disaster but I could only hope it would implode not only the republican party but also the democrats because people will be so pissed off at them for losing that no amount of russiagate conspiracy could ever placate. Or americans will just roll over like they always do, who knows.

          • Downanotherday [he/him]
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            3 years ago

            America is failing at a remarkable speed. If the dems get smoked in the mid terms without actually accomplishing a fucking thing, every reasonable American will lose the last of their faith in the system. The Republicans could run literally anyone and cruise to win in 2024.

            And the libs are right.. republicans are way out of control and no one is going stop them if they get in power again.

            ___

      • rubpoll [she/her]
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        3 years ago

        As the GREAT ...... Donny Corleone ... always said, "Just when I try to get out, they pull me back in." But now .... a lot of the naysayers, and losers, and garbage people who said the Apprentice would never take off, well it did. It did, folks. It did. We all saw it. We all saw ............. the Apprentice take off. And then, when I said "no, don't ruin it", you know what .... they did? They ruined it."

        -President Trump, 46 minutes into his re-inaugural speech.

  • WeedReference420 [he/him, they/them]
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    3 years ago

    Many say I am the greatest star-maker of all time. But some of the stars I produced are actually made of garbage.

    Those are some sweet preliminary notes for a pop punk song from 2003 right there.

  • richietozier4 [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Many say I am the greatest star-maker of all time. But some of the stars I produced are actually made of garbage.

    This is hilarious

  • TankieDukakis [none/use name]
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    3 years ago

    I want Trump to be president with 2 restrictions.

    1. He can never talk about or dictate policies.
    2. He has to do a campaign rally every day, even though he can't run for another term.

    I just want court jester Trump to be riffing on a national scale with no dangerous policy attached.

    • rubpoll [she/her]
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      3 years ago

      I am now an unironic monarchist.

      I don't even care who the monarch is.

      That's how badly I want a Court Jester Trump.

  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]
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    3 years ago

    [Morpehus Voice looking over Trump's shoulder as he timidly starts posting again, gaining back his old confidence]: He's Beginning to Believe.

    • blobjim [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      But so would he if he was in their situation.

      • BelovedOldFriend [he/him]
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        3 years ago

        He's just jealous because he probably doesn't trust anyone to ghostwrite for him now and he obviously won't write a book himself, so he's shut out of a lucrative grift that others are making bank on.

  • btbt [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    First posting president #diversity

  • kissinger
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    11 months ago

    deleted by creator

  • JohnBrownsBussy [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    I wasn't sure if he was going to run again, but I am now convinced that Trump is going to run in 2024 (and obviously win the GOP primary) just so he can get back on Twitter.

    • Nounverb [none/use name]
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      3 years ago

      Dude if I was like 70 something with nothing else to live for, I would totally force hundreds of these ghoulish conservative assholes to roll the red carpet out for me just so I could get unbanned from Twitter and call all my opponents little bitches

      Yup he's running and Lord forgive us if he finds a second wind in life

  • MarxGuns [comrade/them]
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    3 years ago

    Oh shit, Trump can turn trash into stars? He needs to be moved to a facility to make use of this productive power!