https://twitter.com/thesheetztweetz/status/1417229693195980807?s=19

  • nohaybanda [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    In communist China journalists are just stenographers for the powerful and only write fawning puff pieces to placate the uncritical masses.

  • buh [she/her]
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    3 years ago

    Is it just me or is that not chicken?

  • nohaybanda [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Aylmao, that AJ woman is there simping for abuela's Cuban food. Hope Jeff sees this, honey.

  • buh [she/her]
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    3 years ago

    I guess Jeff randomly brought a prinout of the recipe? https://mobile.twitter.com/thesheetztweetz/status/1417226044180942848

    Everything about this is strange

    • Terkrockerfeller [she/her]
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      3 years ago

      Someone in the QRTs is asking Bezos to use his money to SOS CUBA and I'm wondering if I'll be risking a ban by replying I'm going to shit down your throat

    • nohaybanda [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      Can someone google the recipe? No way this isn't taken from epicurious or some other cooking website.

      • buh [she/her]
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        3 years ago

        The entire saffron line is from here https://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/fl-xpm-1994-12-08-9412040167-story.html but it doesn’t seem to match with anything else

        Actually some of the other lines have parts that correlate, like the first sentence in steps 4

        It’s so weird, it’s like he hired someone to make a chicken with rice recipe he could pass off as his grandma’s, and that person took a shrimp with rice recipe and modified it to use chicken instead, then hired someone else to cook it with beef

        • nohaybanda [he/him]
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          3 years ago

          It very well might actually be "authentic" then. A lot of "secret" family recipes can be traced back to mail catalogues and life-style magazines in the 60s. Taking ideas from here and there and making it your own is pretty normal.

          What isn't is owning billions of dollars , like WTF, fly into the sun asshole!

          • RandomAccessKhemri [none/use name]
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            3 years ago

            If nothing else, at least it probably isn’t stolen if that’s the case. If a white person in the south has an “authentic” recipe that isn’t trash it was probably “family” in a way that’s actually a gross as fuck euphemism.

              • RandomAccessKhemri [none/use name]
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                3 years ago

                Yeah, its at the point where the only “authentic” southern stuff I buy is at a farmers market. Too many local brands ended up needing a boycott that I just preemptively do it now. rip the only good pimento cheese brand . On the plus side, the soil here makes vegetables so tasty I would probably go to war for my local okra farmers.

                • nohaybanda [he/him]
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                  3 years ago

                  What's a good way to cook okra? We use it as pickles here, which I love, as well as in some stews though it tends to get snotty and I've no idea how to get around that.

                  • RandomAccessKhemri [none/use name]
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                    3 years ago

                    A lot of it has to do with prepping it in ways that reduce the slime. I almost always fry it where it’s less of an issue, but cutting it while frozen and/or letting it soak in vinegar before washing off the vinegar can help.

  • ButtBidet [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Being a journalist today is just being a paid social media influencer in a private social media platform.

  • RandomAccessKhemri [none/use name]
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    3 years ago

    I’m a bit (read as an understatement) out of the loop on what constitutes proper CW etiquette, but are dietary restrictions supposed to be tagged?