I changed my name and pronouns today! I want to thank y’all for being a space of inspiration and embracing all gender expressions. I def would never have taken the time to question my own, let alone have the courage to do it, if it weren’t for y’all. :stalin-heart: :hexbear-non-binary:
'the american city is hostile to pedestrians' got a positive reception around the breakfast table
next im gonna do 911 was justified
been reading the qanoncasualties sub. Now I'm glad my parents are just libs
A few are really fake and funy, the rest are very sad
My parents are conspiracy theorists and im terrified theyre gonna find qanon and latch onto it. They hopefully won't find it themselves because they aren't good with the internet but my piece of shit step brother loves introducing them to new conspiracies and if he finds it, its gonna go down hill fast :/
Sent the question in :07: also nice mega short but sweet and informative.
In the pharmacy and overhearing and older lady get vaccinated on impulse, telling the pharmacist "I don't want to get it, but I should" color me surprised :bloomer:
There's this guy on Instagram whos whole feed is made of dumplings he makes with his mom and im so fuckig jealous of him
when you're making edibles on the clock and you lick the spoon :agony-shrooms:
AF no longer means 'as fuck' but 'as foretold'. This applies retroactively to every previous use of the term.
how do you know if an American has a drop of Irish or Italian blood?
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they'll never shut the fuck up about it
Lol casual conversation in rural America
Just overheard some dumbass say to a vet tech, apropos of nothing, “you hear about China? Threatenin’ nuclear war? We need to nuke them riceeaters back into the Stone Age!”
Pelosi is giving a 1/6 committee press conference right now.
She's such a dinosaur. She said: "We are here to get to the truth. T-R-U..." hand gesture. What the fuck.
Every fucking time I stepped out of my car today my glasses became opaque instantaneously
Jajajaja, the twitter Socdem known as newamericanleft deleted his account after people found out he used to be an anarcho-capitalist by the name of pogan
Can't sleep because I can't stop throwing up and I dont want to get it in my bed but I'm so tired :kitty-cri:
And the shit that's making me throw up is the same shit making me tired