• tim [he/him,they/them]
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    3 years ago

    The only suspect: Jackson Pollock

    Fingers crossed that shit is insured

      • CommCat [none/use name]
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        3 years ago

        no matter how highly educated some art critic is, they are not gonna convince me that Pollock's art pieces are anything but dribble. For those who don't know, the CIA's cold war playbook against Socialist Realism was to promote artists like Pollock:

        https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/modern-art-was-cia-weapon-1578808.html

        -yeah every once in a while, there is a news story about a dribble art piece found in a yard sale, if it's a genuine Pollock, it's worth millions, if it's some preschooler's dribble, it's worthless lol.

          • tim [he/him,they/them]
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            3 years ago

            The important part is that working class people tend to not understand it and art snobs tend to pretend to understand it. Instant status symbol

            • ssjmarx [he/him]
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              3 years ago

              It's wild how angry postmodern stuff makes reactionaries though. Most working class people who don't get it just move on, but it takes a special kind of person to show up to an exhibit with a knife and attack a painting.

        • GreenTeaRedFlag [any]
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          3 years ago

          I think Pollock was just doing a bit. Like, he was expressing himself in a clearly uninterpretable way, like dashing random keys while typing. Then, he saw people freak out about how it "wasn't art" but they couldn't explain why it wasn't. Finally, rich snobs spent millions on nonsense they could have made themselves, and pretended to know what it was. Like when Andy Warhol made painting with piss just to get a rise out of people.

            • GreenTeaRedFlag [any]
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              3 years ago

              In my opinion, art is anything made to express a feeling or concept. How good it is depends on various factors, but if someone is trying to communicate their feelings or some thought, it is art.

    • LangdonAlger [any]
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      3 years ago

      Probably a "SMART Board" it has some neat features but takes a while to learn so most teachers use it as a $2000 white backdrop

    • Torenico [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      I get a bit jealous when I see digitalized classrooms. For fucks sake, my university still uses chalk and the green board in 2021... and if you're lucky the door can close properly and you can open or close the windows.

      • Speaker [e/em/eir]
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        edit-2
        3 years ago

        Chalk and blackboards are literally the only good parts of universities. Burn the rest.

      • ssjmarx [he/him]
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        edit-2
        3 years ago

        From my experience with smartboards, they're big pieces of tech for tech's sake. Maybe there's good ones out there but every teacher I've seen try to use one gave up partway through the year and started using the regular board instead.

  • russ226 [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Suspect appears to be recent graduate of julliard