and how it was resolved and completely forgotten about on the cops' word that they were 18+ lols

  • MasterCombine [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Lmao, wtf. I don’t remember hearing a thing about this.

    Were they actual minors or just a manlet militia?

  • LangdonAlger [any]
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    3 years ago

    Son, we need you on the Macy's front as we flank from the California Pizza Kitchen

    • HntrKllr [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      We can't let the Burger king corp beat the In-N-Out 5th battalion. use the McRifle to fend them off

  • RNAi [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Lol what tje fuck, how a child ends tjere?

  • RION [she/her]
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    3 years ago

    After a rigorous investigation, we have determined the pictured individuals were short kings and NOT children as previously reported.

  • happybadger [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    I knew two male sailors who looked exactly like children. One requested to go to Naval Hospital Guantanamo Bay. The other was like a cartoon mouse who was determined to be deployed to a combat zone.

    • cosecantphi [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      The other was like a cartoon mouse who was determined to be deployed to a combat zone.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAtnOkqO_l0

      • happybadger [he/him]
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        3 years ago

        Now I need there to be a Disney Apocalypse Now. Mickey is taken off the bottle and sent into the jungle to kill Goofy. Seems he's gone... too goofy. He's decapitating people out there. Thinks he's god. People think he is too because they've never seen anything like him. Marlon Brando plays Goofy.

  • Tripbin [none/use name]
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    3 years ago

    What's fucked up is I did forget about this. So much fucking happened last summer. I was watching a 9 source multi stream daily for over a month. Saw so much fucked up shit. But if I try describing what I literally saw I get called a conspiracy nut because cnn and fox just rolled the same photoage of a car on fire most the day and they were too lazy to keep up with it.

    • LoudMuffin [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      . I was watching a 9 source multi stream daily for over a month. Saw so much fucked up shit.

      I think this is partially responsible for why I'm such a paranoid mess these days. I went from vaguely right wing 4chan edgelord to a full blown communist within a month of doing this and it legit broke my brain

      everyone thinks you're crazy too, I never hated cops until I saw them do absolutely insane shit on livestream like when they blanketed a street in Portland so thick with teargas all the cams just went white with smoke for 6-10 minutes

      • nohaybanda [he/him]
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        3 years ago

        I went from vaguely right wing 4chan edgelord to a full blown communist within a month of doing this and it legit broke my brain

        They live is a documentary, cmv

        • LoudMuffin [he/him]
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          3 years ago

          that 12 minute scene where they're just wailing on each other is how I feel whenever I talk to anyone about society now

          "PUT THE GLASSES ON!!!!!!"

  • Frogmanfromlake [none/use name]
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    3 years ago

    You sure it isn't just a really short man? I know a lot of men in their late 20's and 30's who look like they're 17

    • CommCat [none/use name]
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      3 years ago

      17 yr olds can be pretty big boys, these kids in the pic look like they haven't reached puberty yet

  • ComradeKingfisher [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    I doubt that's anyone under 17. Aside from the ID requirements to join (which aren't easily faked these days), minimum height for enlistment is 4'10 (58in) for women, and the M16A2 she's carrying is ~40in long, so she seems to be around that minimum height. Some people are just really short, and equipment being designed around the average height only highlights this.