Oh yeah, it's continuous integration time :big-cool:
you know what I wish my representatives had six 9s of availability
Kudos to the software engineering management consultant who managed to grift the Labour party
What is with tech psychos who want to force Agile into FUCKING EVERYTHING AHHHHHH
It helps the bourgeoisie micromanage even better, while helping to shield them from blame. Why wouldn't they love it?
Love to increase employee burnout and then end up with a product that's been refined to completely broken garbage because everyone who knows what's going on has burnt out, quit, or been fired.
It probably means they'll make the labour party completely immune to anyone like Corbyn ever being in charge of it again. The meaningless words are silly, but I bet there is something more nefarious going on.
agile ceremonies
Now I'm imagining Keir in a black hooded robe chanting incantations while also doing a gymnastics floor routine
Complex software and Dev Ops principles getting applied to government operations by big brained managers who can't even keep their fucking Outlook calendar organized but watched a fifty minute presentation of bullshit crafted entirely to reap lucrative conference speaking fees from morons who would pay to watch it.
Is this satire? This has to be satire. I know they're blairites but still.
Your Six Sigma belt ranking is an indicator of how good you are at pretending to work. A Black Belt always appears busy, but accomplishes and is accountable for nothing. Truly the pinnacle of PMC achievement.
