• emizeko [they/them]
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    1 year ago

    if this ritual isn't performed, the monument goes flaccid and results in a dangerous hazard if it bends over far enough for the tip to touch the ground

    • Teekeeus
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      deleted by creator

  • Red_Sunshine_Over_Florida [he/him]
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    It would not surprise me if in a couple of centuries they start putting little notes to George Washington through the cracks in the masonry. Then it would be a true Americanist religion in the style of the CK2 mod.

  • RyanGosling [none/use name]
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    1 year ago

    I didn’t know what to think about this image, but as my eyes were scanning the photo I came across the American flag and realized this is the Washington monument and not Israel, and I fucking lost it

    • mathemachristian [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      astronaut-2 astronaut-1

      i dont know what bible these peope are reading but i think they managed to defy everything jesus said about how to pray

    • Barabas [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      In order to fight american evangelicals, we need to revive John Knox to tear down the Washington Monument.

  • WhatDoYouMeanPodcast [comrade/them]
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    1 year ago

    I'm really feeling down on myself, but the bright side I could be looking for today is thinking about all the dumb shit I've avoided thinking and doing by just having a little bit of materialist philosophy and care for others in my back pocket.

    • LeopardShepherd [none/use name]
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      1 year ago

      Common misconception, this was originally called "the Presidential Glory Hole" and the intention was to erect a monument sized depiction of a penis sticking out of it of whoever held office at the time. However, this idea was a bit ambitious so they had to settle for a more metophorical phallic structure.

    • betelgeuse [comrade/them]
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      1 year ago

      Just some evangelicals praying on the Washington monument like it's the Western Wall.

        • RyanGosling [none/use name]
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          1 year ago

          The leaders of the American Christian movement are all very rich, fascist, and most importantly, rich

              • axont [she/her, comrade/them]
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                1 year ago

                please don't be disrespectful like that, although I get it. I know people here have had a lot of sour experiences with Christianity in the west, but spirituality is a normal thing. Personally I'm an atheist too, but come on. Your username references John Brown, who did read the Bible and it made him into a militant abolitionist.

                • Saeculum [he/him, comrade/them]
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                  1 year ago

                  Is it disrespectful if it's true? My personal experience is that reading the bible after being raised in a religious environment made me into an atheist, and I personally know a good number of people who went through the same thing.

                • JohnBrownNote [comrade/them, des/pair]
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                  1 year ago

                  it's not disrespect, it's a very common experience which is why people say it so frequently. But i have also encountered lots of religious folks who misunderstand the truth as disrespect. Maybe you did actually read the bible and not just selected verses from your leader or franchise but if you did and maintained your faith that's somewhat unusual.

                  and there were christians fighting to maintain the institution of slavery just as the only good white american fought to end it. and instructions in the bible about how you could keep a slave you were otherwise supposed to free under jewish law. Surely you can forgive us having a low opinion of a text that can be on either side of the "debate" about slavery.

                • queermunist she/her@lemmy.ml
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                  1 year ago

                  It was also my experience that reading the Bible made me an atheist. Their god is an evil deity that only gets credited as "good" because he's also their creator deity. Take that away and he's a wicked tyrant that tortures and murders people for petty sleights, killed his own son for basically no reason, and plans to send billions of innocent people into the Lake of Fire because they didn't love him hard enough.

              • Dolores [love/loves]
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                1 year ago

                they don't, and that's presumably what made protestants seem more progressive and such. but turns out you can tell people what to think about the book-club book pretty well with appropriate theatrics.

                bonus points if you control which 'translation' of the book you deem permitted

                • CrimsonSage [any]
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                  1 year ago

                  These people generally don't read the Bible directly, they read glosses that explain how the plain text reading is wrong and it actually means God is America and Jesus loves guns.

          • jaeme
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            1 year ago

            Emphasis on "American," for those wondering, Second Thought recently has made a really good video diving into the subject of Christian Nationalism which centers American exceptionalism as its "Jesus figure."

            • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4gjE0bpk9k&t=986
        • betelgeuse [comrade/them]
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          1 year ago

          2020

          https://onlysky.media/sarahbeth/thousands-of-christians-rallied-in-d-c-to-pray-for-a-nation-they-helped-divide/

          https://archive.is/4otwW

  • axont [she/her, comrade/them]
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    1 year ago

    Images like this make me realize maybe the Mormons were onto something by making Jesus a white American. They really have their shit together. Mormons are gonna outlast evangelicals and it's not even a close contest. Evangelicals are tearing themselves apart from what I understand.

    • oregoncom [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      Not if the shia-sunni mormon split becomes more extreme.

  • Yurt_Owl
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    1 year ago

    Me when the poop is extra spicy