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    • happybadger [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      I wonder if there's a rivalry between the two teams. Is greatawakening.win the cool kid table that agents want to be assigned to because they'll get easy promotions? Does the hexbear team have high turnover because we assume everyone is a cop and require that their opinions be the opposite of everything they believe? I assume they mostly post in hobbyist communities if at all, but then like ok motherfucker come at me about gardening I'll eat your face like a chimpanzee if you have the wrong opinions about gardening.

      • MoreLikeSexbearLmao [he/him]
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        3 years ago

        I assume they mostly post in hobbyist communities if at all, but then like ok motherfucker come at me about gardening I’ll eat your face like a chimpanzee if you have the wrong opinions about gardening.

        Native flowers good, wild mint bad?

        • happybadger [he/him]
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          3 years ago

          Pollinator support good, species toxic to animals in settings with domestic animals bad, mint in general good, mint in garden usually bad. I'm a little ooo-ooo-ah-ah with mint but not as much as with one-dimensional pest management. Depending on degrees of tillage and its impact on the soil biome, they might have to invent new kinds of plastic surgery to undo my opinion.

      • TheOtherwise [none/use name]
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        3 years ago

        I assume they mostly post in hobbyist communities if at all, but then like ok motherfucker come at me about gardening I’ll eat your face like a chimpanzee if you have the wrong opinions about gardening.

        Lol

      • TheRealChrisR [none/use name]
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        3 years ago

        I think the FBI agents trackin us are b0rëd cause we doin like that Onion article where al Qaeda just sits bacc and waits for @mēr*cã to be d3stroyed

        • happybadger [he/him]
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          3 years ago

          I like them in the right context. There was a wall where the other options would have stronger roots for disrupting the stone. No trees nearby, on a terrace so I didn't want to go up there to water ground ornamentals. In that context, sure. You put them near a tree and I'll eat you like a dingo carrying a baby.

        • happybadger [he/him]
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          3 years ago

          Hello fellow socialists-leninism comrades. I am building my presence on this website to be one of you so we can discuss crimes. I like to garden just like civilians. Who likes using roundup? I think it is very effective on my monocrop row which I till every spring. Nothing makes me angrier than seeing an earthworm, ladybug, or spider trying to build a habitat in my private property.

  • PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS [he/him, they/them]
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    3 years ago

    This just in: legions of suburban jetski dealership owners have left their McMansions and family chain restaurants and retreated to the mountains to begin a protected guerilla war

  • happybadger [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Wanting to avoid a vaccine so hard that I shoot healthcare workers, get shot by cops, receive more and larger needles from healthcare workers as I recover, and go to jail where I'm either vaccinated or immediately die because I'm even closer to COVID while everything I do is intimately tracked :galaxy-brain:

  • buh [she/her]
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    3 years ago

    rip 2 unlucky healthcare workers in the following weeks

  • wifom [they/them]
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    3 years ago

    Honestly how funny would it be if that one annoying chud simultaneously got fired from every single workplace in America over something this dumb. Like would we just have an entire subset of the population being considered unhirable other than rightwing grifts and MLM schemes?

    • Haste_Hall [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      As someone who's vaccinated and in the job market, I'm looking forward to my new competitive edge!

    • ImSoOCD [they/them]
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      3 years ago

      Implying that chud business owners won’t opt for the weekly testing in protest

      • wifom [they/them]
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        3 years ago

        Something tells me that these owners would sooner throw all of them under the bus than pay for expensive weekly tests

        • MarxGuns [comrade/them]
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          3 years ago

          Was it the businesses who pay or the worker? I assumed the worker would have to come up with proof, paying for every test. This is capitalism talking about here.

      • Mizokon [none/use name]
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        3 years ago

        I think its only for businesses with 100+ employees so most small businesses won't have to follow it right?

      • Wheaties [she/her]
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        3 years ago

        The most recent cushvlog pointed out that the right-wing has been reduced to political consumerism, same as everyone else. Jan 6th is the right at its most organized - and it was a glorified sports-riot.

      • GenderIsOpSec [she/her]
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        3 years ago

        "Oh shit I might actually suffer physical consequences for the first time in my life!"

        furious rolling up of the carpet they're standing on due to the speed of the backpedaling in the fashion of Looney Tunes

        fin

        • CthulhusIntern [he/him]
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          3 years ago

          Don't forget how they do that running motion while kinda floating, staying in the same place, while that rattling sound effect plays, followed by them running fast, a ricochet sound effect plays, and then a puff of smoke comes behind them.

    • bigboopballs [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      Who is the fucking snowflakes who cry about getting a simple fucking shot without any excuses

      Don't forget the tyranny of a thin piece of cloth covering your mouth and nose.

  • crime [she/her, any]
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    3 years ago

    Taking bets: how many hogs will tase themselves in the balls this time, and how many of those will die when they do

    • SoyViking [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      I would like to say none because obviously these spoilt pissbabies are not going to do anything but stay at home and eat cheeseburgers while furiously posting on Reddit.

      But knowing how dense these people are I wouldn't be surprised if a non-zero number of them accidentally hurt themselves while posing with guns and tasers at home.

  • DickFuckarelli [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    I wish the Democrats were half as badass as chuds pretend they are in their head.