• JohnBrownsDream [he/him]
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    11 months ago

    Hope she takes care to wave a white flag while she’s there. You know, to ensure the IOF properly identifies her as a non-combatant

    • Dessa [she/her]
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      11 months ago

      She should wear a press vest, just to be sure

      • 420stalin69
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        11 months ago

        She should stick to the designated safe zones.

  • Beaver [he/him]
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    11 months ago

    I am coming home

    I don't care to learn anything about this person, but am I safe to assume that her ancestors are from no-where near southern Palestine?

    • mar_k [he/him]
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      11 months ago

      Does this crackkker look native to the Holy Land? She looks like she'll disintegrate in the summer heat

      Show

      • Mardoniush [she/her]
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        11 months ago

        She looks like she's about to go to those luxury south american hippie communes for trust fund babies too failson for a bullshit NGO position.

    • iridaniotter [she/her]
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      11 months ago

      Yeah but her great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandparents did

  • happybadger [he/him]
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    11 months ago

    Hamas, I will literally subscribe to your patreon account at the $10/mo tier if you can just pull off the most wholesome christmas miracle for me.

  • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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    11 months ago

    I'm gonna see if I can get my partner to lathe this

    She got Kissinger, she can probably get Fartlow

  • RNAi [he/him]
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    11 months ago

    In other news, Milei is also eager to go to Israel too, so I'm saving my wishes

  • Cromalin [she/her]
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    11 months ago

    my number one wish re: this is that she sees what happens there and realizes the error of her ways, campaigning against the evils of zionism and growing and changing as a person

    a close second is that something extremely funny happens

  • ShimmeringKoi [comrade/them]
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    11 months ago

    If the Houthis sink a US destroyer the same week Eve Fartlow gets got by the IDF, I will get the shahada tattoed on my forehead

    • Lucien [hy/hym, comrade/them]
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      11 months ago

      Yo, I just found out what proof I'd need for god to be real. If this happens, I'm becoming a Muslim.

  • CthulhusIntern [he/him]
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    11 months ago

    The best option is that she sees the IOF being horrifyingly evil and can no longer support them, then becomes anti-Zionist. The most likely option is that she will just ignore any human rights violations.

    But an Eve Fartlow redemption arc would be an unexpected way to start 2024.