I’m going to go to a midnight service tripping mad balls and engage in spiritual warfare just like JRPGs taught me to.

  • Ho_Chi_Chungus [she/her]
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    11 months ago

    writing on my bedroom walls my garbage opinions and pretending it's the new megathread

  • CliffordBigRedDog [he/him]
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    11 months ago

    They should bring back the "in construction" screen where theres a cartoon construction worker thats working and also play a shitty midi version of tiktok by kesha on site while it is under maintenance

    This fking site peaked when it did that and it will never climb back up

  • betelgeuse [comrade/them]
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    11 months ago

    Start a new site, update that one. Then we'll just switch to that one. Then you can shutdown this one. We'll just get a new site with every lemmy update. That way we don't have downtime.

  • Sator_is_Tense [comrade/them]
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    11 months ago

    alone with my family who'll make me watch football, young sheldon, and shitty xmas movie reruns. pls help me distress

  • CrushKillDestroySwag
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    11 months ago

    Spend some time with family, and then at about 2am I'm gonna be wrapping presents that I've been procrastinating on all month.

    • abc [he/him, comrade/them]
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      11 months ago

      then at about 2am I'm gonna be wrapping presents that I've been procrastinating on all month.

      columbo-donk me looking at the like 4-5 presents I have to wrap that are waiting patiently until 2:30am on the 25th to be hastily done worse than a 6yo's attempt.

      funnily enough I was at my brother's earlier this week and noticed that he had the gift-tag from last year's present pinned to his fridge because I filled it out as:

      To: My brother

      From: Only God can forgive me for this horrible wrapping job but it's 3:27am

  • Feinsteins_Ghost [he/him]
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    11 months ago

    cooking holiday stuff with my 11 and 12 year olds.

    They getting old enough now that doing stuff with dad is boring and one of the handful of things they still like to do when they’re with me is cook. Desert mostly. A long time ago in a land far away I graduated from pastry school and worked in a very bougie patisserie for some years, and i still have a little bit of it left in me and sometimes I show off for my kids. Holidays are always a bit of an overload with baked stuff, and sweets.

    So this weekend we are going to make Sacher torte and Im going to try a rusty hand at tempering chocolate for candies in some of my few remaining candy molds.

    • PointAndClique [they/them]
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      11 months ago

      Sacher torte

      Yum. If anyone made that for me I'd be stoked. You should score the back like a tortoise and call it a sacher tortuga

          • the_post_of_tom_joad [any, any]
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            11 months ago

            I had a job where i whacked it on the regular 12 years ago and it's still one of the things I'm most proud of

              • the_post_of_tom_joad [any, any]
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                11 months ago

                Privacy is for the weak-willed. ;)

                Really though, i had the department alone over the weekend as part of my work week. 2 of four days out of my week it was just me and the work, and with no distractions i could finish in one day, leaving all Sunday for whatever i could dream up. Since i am not much of a dreamer this meant playing skyrim and hounding my hog

    • GinAndJuche
      hexagon
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      11 months ago

      that’s a very funny idea, it’ll be like a road takeover.

      How’s the update treating ya on .ml?

      • krolden@lemmy.ml
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        11 months ago

        Pretty well now that jerboa supports it but i guess I'm mostly a phoneposter.

        Theres some new sort orders that don't seem to do anything. I should read the changelog.