The Trouble with ‘Florida Man and the transcript. :citations-needed:
Yes I'm fun at parties why do you ask?
Florida Man befriends skeletons, dates a fish, fights an evil flower, learns the power of friendship
Florida man expelled from summer camp for attempting to "telekinetically fight" camp director
Florida Man Leads Armed Gang, Befriends Furries and Overthrows the Government
Florida man travels the world with 3 others to defeat an eldritch space horror from the past and his neighbour, succeeds
Florida man tasked with changing a lightbulb, learns about Asimov's three laws and their consequences.
Florida man is captured by Nazis, escapes and forms partisan group in the woods with a 14 year old child, assassinates high ranking general.
Florida man stranded at sea, makes contact with extra-terrestrial life and cures a deadly disease.
Florida man hired at mysterious agency, utilizes a stop sign to direct fish traffic, wants to go to a "Spaghetti Night"
Florida man tears down folk museum, plays rich locals off each other, uses ill gotten gains to restore a caddilac.
Florida man says his garden was "invaded by zombies", enlists the help of mentally ill neighbour and defends his home with aggressive plants.
Florida man gets PhD in theoretical physics, causes the end of the world.
Florida man tricks colourblind man to admit to murdering a woman being possesed by vengeful spirit.
Florida man stranded on a tropical archipelago, CIA used him to take down dangerous pirating operations
McMansion pierced by giant sword, local Florida man vows to "Restore order" by "Jumping on their heads"
Florida man starts cookie bakery, crashes global economy.
Florida man travels the world with 3 others to defeat an eldritch space horror from the past and his neighbour, succeeds
Earthbound?
Man can you make a cheat sheet some of these sound cool but I apparently don't know shit about games
Sure why not.
special cheat sheet for epic Gamers :wink:
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Earthbound
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Oneshot
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Partisans 1941
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Subnautica
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F.I.S.H.
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Teardown
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Plants vs. Zombies
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Half Life
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Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney "Trials and Tribulations"
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Far Cry 3
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Super Mario RPG
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Cookie Clicker
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Florida man tasked with changing a lightbulb, learns about Asimov’s three laws and their consequences.
That's funny as hell
Florida man gets PhD in theoretical physics, causes the end of the world.
Half Life?
Florida man assaults officers with soda can, crowbar before taking refuge in underground sewers.
Florida man gets lost in cave, disrupts local ecosystem, joins a cult. (dcss)
Florida man shot dead after firing automatic weapon at law enforcement from point blank range, missing every shot. "I was 95% sure I was a dead man," says officer.
Florida Woman kills 4 in self defense while disturbing centuries old artifacts in world heritage sites in wild vacation spree. (Tomb Raider)
Florida man cries on shit then procceds to kill their own mother, all whilest being naked. (the binding of issac)
Florida Man claims sun is about to go supernova, rushes into makeshift "spaceship".
