100k on Mars by 2057
Supervolcano eruption causing a volcanic winter that somehow doesn't disrupt food supply chains or cause famines
No consideration for global warming
Political unrest being brought about because...this random redditor has no idea what the political situation is in most of the countries they're referencing, and has probably never stepped foot outside of their hard drive
"I get to live to be 150 and stupid people finally learn to use condoms so I don't have to hear any more dumb cReAtIvE names."
Redditor moment shit.
a volcanic winter that somehow doesn’t disrupt food supply chains or cause famines
You see, liberal democratic capitalism is just so good that it prevents famines even in an extremely powerful natural disaster.
No consideration for global warming
You see, liberal democratic capitalism is just so good that it completely solves global warming before any significant events are caused by it.
You see, liberal democratic capitalism is just so good that it completely solves global warming before any significant events are caused by it.
Looks outside
TRUE
No, you see, California balkanized when China did! Just goes to show you, communism failed them both :frothingfash:
Lmao it keeps getting better Korea somehow gets reunified by the south invading the north and it continues this person's sinophobic fantasy of Chinese forces fleeing, tails between their legs.
I love how they also talk about violent revolutions occurring all over the world to create Liberal Democracy :cia: and then cap it off with "and now all countries on earth have governments that came to power through democratic means for the first time!"
My personal favorite is the idea that by 2047 Israel will say "ya know we were being a little too rough, let's just be separate countries that use the same currency, have freedom of movement in the same land, and share the same city as a 'joint capital.' Yeah we'll completely respect your government and allow you unfettered access to the Jordan's waters despite ongoing water wars, allow your citizens to live wherever they want, and treat you as complete equals who just so happen to claim all of each other's land."
Maybe this is reactionary, but why do reddit liberals jack off to the idea of everything being a secular multiparty democracy
it seems so sterile
Absolutely love the brainworms here. Yeah, China is just gonna randomly decide to take on Taiwan for some reason, and then when Taiwan wins the war, instead of taking the claims they have been talking about for years, they just decide to stick to one tiny island.
Fucking liberals.
As usual, you can guess the approximate age of the creator by the time they think aging will be cured.
BRAZIL CAN'T STILL EXIST IN FUCKING 2070, WILL NO ONE END OUR SUFFERING MUST WE CONTINUE TO SUFFER ON THE FUCKING TROPICAL HELL PLEASE END US
Anyone who looks at the Arab World and thinks yes more Balkanization please, is a fuckin psychopath
:who-must-go: still in place, though at the cost of what looks like a Barzani-led Kurdistan, which is absolutely cursed.
