Due to the subject matter I thought it was like one of those grim UK crime procedurals but it's so stupid and preposterously written it's like a saturday morning cartoon with r*pe and pedophiles

It has the exact same target IQ as CSI but with less goofy CGI and magical computers

  • alcoholicorn [comrade/them, doe/deer]
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    9 months ago

    Experienced cop: Arrests guy with gun and black duffle bag in the middle of huge bank lobby. Opens bag, bricks of white powder inside

    Young cop: Reaches with a knife to cut it

    Experienced cop: Wait. It's fentanyl. You do that and everyone in this building is dead.

      • tocopherol@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        9 months ago

        What I've heard is that the cops actually are just using the drugs themselves, and so they get caught high and are like "oh shit you can get high just from touching the stuff!!" And now that idea has actually spread beyond the people that were making an excuse.

        • allthetimesivedied [they/them, she/her]
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          9 months ago

          Sorry but whoever told you that is dumb.

          These cops are having panic attacks that they think are overdoses from touching fetty. They believe this shit is worse than anthrax and that they’re going to die unless they get hit with five Narcan in a row.

          Couple other reasons why whoever told you that is dumb:

          1. Fetty is sedating as all fuck.
          2. Cops being fucking dumb aside, that stuff can kill you if you don’t have a tolerance. I’ve OD’d off of one hit, twice.