"... one might describe the trumpet as a machine where you put in compressed air and divorce comes out..."
This is like a beautiful poem.
the trumpet is not the most annoying thing about my husband
Well jfc, after this description of the trumpet torture, I have to know — what is the most annoying thing about her husband?!?
playing reveille before sunrise every morning to mess with all the returned services in the neighbourhood and also my wife
You better fucking do it right and not put a speaker in the horn and pretend, like apparently they do these days, even with Taps at funerals, this whole world is a sham.
This is the future married gays want - gay trumpet blowing gay demolition and gay divorce.
Trumpet husband is kinda relatable, hate to say. Edit: provided "it's your job" refers to this man having to play trumpet at 10 am because of art.
Why am I picturing the "every third hetero couple" graphic again
Why does it live utterly rent-free in my head
Trumpet husband taking a bold stance pretending mutes don’t exist.
