laughing about what if instead of throwing the fight he just beats the shit out of you and takes your date out for dinner
Man, nothing gets me hot and bothered like seeing someone beat up my boyfriend.
Like "wow, now I've got to take care of him through a TBI. That's so sexy"
Hey, if that's what does it for you, I'm not going to judge
no, you're very right, was intending to make fun of the world this meme inhabits and didn't really pull it off
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Mac would offer the service, but then get pissed because people don't think he looks that tough.
He was a wrestler who's mania follows him outside the ring. Same but different.
I'd do this. Any guy that needs to set this up can't figt for shit and you get some nice pocket change.
Or this guy has some degredation kink and he is lvonv his best life.
This reminds me of that guy who offered to pay $100 to any cop who can best him in a fair fight
I'd totally use the old timey Donald Duck boxing stance and a cartoon wind up punch
Capitalism, it's no good folks, look at the lengths we need to go to in order to earn a living.