• RNAi [he/him]
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    9 months ago

    ANYONE, FUCKING ANYONE WOULD BEAT TRUMP, BUT THEY HAD TO RUN THE ALZHEIMER GENOCIDE ENJOYER

    • ElChapoDeChapo [he/him, comrade/them]
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      9 months ago

      I still think they picked Genocide Joe entirely to troll us as an extra "fuck you" for supporting Bernie (even though he sucks too)

      "So you little shits wanted the chill socialist grandpa president? Fuck you extra for even imagining a slightly better future you're getting the racist, anti abortion, warmonger grandpa and you god damned children will shut the fuck up because we're the adults and we're in the room" maybe-later-honey

  • theposterformerlyknownasgood
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    9 months ago

    Yes. Gather all the celebs and make them all endorse the Democratic candidate. Maybe in like public events and shit. Really just do the whole Hillary playbook

    • LeopardShepherd [none/use name]
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      9 months ago

      Maybe we can get some cheesy videos from VOX or something where they say things like "Joe Biden is a great listener" or "he makes people feel safe like a beloved grandfather"

  • emizeko [they/them]
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    9 months ago
    denial  
anger  
bargaining <-- currently here  
depression  
acceptance
  • Great_Leader_Is_Dead
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    9 months ago

    Taylor would declare herself a god empress first week and start demanding we sacrifice virgins to her so she can bathe in their blood.

  • zed_proclaimer [he/him]
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    9 months ago

    Democrats keep thinking celebrity endorsements will work and it never works

  • motherofmonsters [she/her]
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    9 months ago

    Sure why not? She can do concert diplomacy. Better use of carbon than burning the equivalent of 50 cars to fly private to watch the most mid man you’ve ever laid eyes on play football poorly

  • CrushKillDestroySwag
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    9 months ago

    Taylor Swift is holding out to run for ultra-president in 2040.

  • BlueMagaChud [any]
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    9 months ago

    sure, it's all kayfabe anyway, make it as farcical as possible to make a mockery of anyone who takes it seriously