• booty [he/him]
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    9 months ago

    Imagine telling someone you're a member of the US Space Force. Like every other branch of the US military at least has some sort of, like, cool propaganda you can point to. Look, cool airplanes, look cool car, look how good we are at guns. If you're in the Space Force surely you just get laughed out of the room even by libs? Like surely you gotta hide that shit

      • PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml
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        9 months ago

        They almost copied this uniform from the Honorverse, how they could even be this cringe and not combust like their shuttles?

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        EDIT: It's actually much worse, RMN from Honorverse at least wear normal looking berets, but look at this fucking cap here

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        • LaGG_3 [he/him, comrade/them]
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          9 months ago

          That hat is atrocious.

          "Let's paste the logo on it a dozen times and put farting clouds on the brim" -Some army guy bozo

      • Evilphd666 [he/him, comrade/them]
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        9 months ago

        Hells yeah we're the Empire baby! tacticool

        lathe-of-heaven

        The space force will have a floating moon like commands that will not only patroll other nations space buisness, but shoot nukes / Rods from God at any city not in the good graces of the Empire.

    • D61 [any]
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      9 months ago

      Goes to the local troop bar

      Gets asked what branch they're in

      They reply "US SF"

      Look of surprise at the bar "Oh! You don't look like the Delta Force type"

      They respond "Oh... oh no. United States Space Force, not Special Forces. But hey, what's more special that space, huh?"

      They're laughed out of the bar

      • 420stalin69
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        9 months ago

        Literally the most useful part of the military. At least they help people on occasion.

        • Alaskaball [comrade/them]
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          9 months ago

          You could say that about any branch of the military. Army's got a corps of engineers for disaster relief when theyre not trying catch airtime with their equipment, navy and coast guard can do rescue at sea or whatever puddle pirates do, marines can stay on navy boats, keep to themselves, and not interact with any local population, and the chairforce has PJs to rescue rich dipshits off of mountains.

    • Mardoniush [she/her]
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      9 months ago

      They're the equivalent of the Soviet Air Defence/Missile force and having your hand on the doomsday key is cool, but no they have to lean into being fucking nerds.

      • RyanGosling [none/use name]
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        9 months ago

        I'm pretty sure the Air Force already does that. They just took an existing department within an existing branch and advertise it as a new branch when it's just a subsidiary lol

        • Mardoniush [she/her]
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          9 months ago

          The Soviets/Russians have integrated/disintegrated it with the air force several times because like you said it's a bit lame sounding, but there is something to grouping Space, Strategic Missile Strike/Defense, and your HAAD/ASAT assets together.