Bringing about international socialism by selling school for chiapas coffee to rich old people
We buy up a ton of coca cola and then spread a bunch of stories that coke changed its formula after Covid hit to incorporate the vaccine in order to save America.
Then we sell the old classic "vintage" coke for a huge markup to the chuds who refuse to drink coke made after covid started
Your plan fails and then you sell it to global southerners for less than the price of water.
We'll make stickers like Calvin pissing on whatever football team you hate, except it'll be Marx peeing on Stirner
start a dating website for people who consider themselves immune to propaganda
I know you're banned already but I just wanted to tell you to eat shit and go fuck yourself.
I don't even know but wow I'm going to uncritically adopt the mob mentality anyway because I'm 99% sure that this user is a douchebag.
They said the dating comm was too full of non-cis people while using a slur.
You technically made a profit, you also have a few thousand unsold phones.
Literally just make a bot that scrubs whatever conservative Twitter is hashtagging, slap it onto as much merch you can think of and send out targeted ads to the people you scrubbed. Every step of this could be automated and it would absolutely print money.
Hi, I'm very broke right now, mind showing me how to do this?
I have no idea. Like a true capitalist I will pay someone else to do it for me
Make a Redbubble account and make a 'Let's Go Brandon' .psd and boom you will surely profit in shirt/sticker sales
Shit that sounds great. I have ZERO digital art talent, so I'll see if someone can make me like a shirt or whatever that has Biden with crossed out eyes and "let's go brandon" in bubble letters.
Ha, yeah I can see that selling but I would also keep in mind that the 'Lets Go Brandon' brainworms are quickly dying out and will surely be replaced in a month or two with some new representation of the average chud's tortured psyche, as is typical. Redbubble and other sites (Teespring/Etsy/etc) take a lot of the work out of sourcing the actual products to turn into griftable merch and then selling them to the public at large, but unless you're keeping an eye on /pol/ and your boomer grandmother's facebook feed you'll have a harder time selling anything because the grift moves so fast. There's already 18,000 results for 'Lets Go Brandon' on Redbubble, ranging from stickers to facemasks - so the market has probably long since been saturated.
I know people that like to troll conservative groups on social media, so I can have them point me to them and come in with "how do you do, fellow patriots?"
As for the next trend after LGB, I'm pretty terminally online, so I'd like to think I can keep my ear to the ground.
You wake up to a hundred C&D's as soon as people figure out the keywords.
I'm very ignorant, but can you claim copyright to shit you post on Twitter?
A church for tax-exempt status but its theology is all esoteric meta-communism
The Church of Dialectical Materialism sounds like something chuds might fall for.
I'm thinking something less obvious, like "constructivism". Essentialist philosophies give rise to reactionary politics; constructivist philosophies give rise to progressive politics.
When you see everything as an emergent composition, and you see patterns rather than mere physical beings, and you see all sentient experience connected by the same kind of consciousness, how could you not be a socialist?
Yeah, CoDM is too on the nose, but I feel what you're saying.
Your application is denied due to majority agnostic membership.
I just had a vision of The Quartering leading the protracted people's war and it made me chuckle.
I'm still going for the Hexbear Coin to fund the Maoist Insurgency in the everglades.
You make an ICO and it immediately gets caught by the feds because you used the blockchain and converted it to a real currency.
i got fifty bucks this month and i'm the middle class of podcasters so like....
"Collectible Coins" with phrases like "Lets Go Brandon" and "Fuck Your Feelings" and such.
If nobody has already done it, someone should make an Orbcoin after those fucking memes.
Still have enough boomers running around that I'd try to milk that market first before attempting anything with the young'uns.
Become landlord and CEO, live off the fruit of others' labor. i.e. the leftist sociopath move.
Don't actually do this lol.
who was that CEO of some tech company who did this? buzzfeed?
A vague "wellness" retreat center which teaches class consciousness
Undercutting the capitalist pigs and simply buying the means of production :deng-cowboy:
Bit late to te party, but offer a service to businesses to weaken their competition by trying to unionize their employees. Then offer the same to the other sides.
this could actually work lowkey as long as you seem super loyal to the company and somehow convince them to break solidarity with other boojies
