I'm picturing the menu at a Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation gala event in 10 years

  • post_trains [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    I bet human doesn’t even taste good. I’d rather eat cloned dolphin or mammoth or something actually rare.

  • Oso_Rojo [he/him, they/them]
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    4 years ago

    If cloned human meat becomes acceptable then inevitably a black market for real human meat will develop since it'll be more "authentic" than the cloned stuff.

  • Deadend [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Cowards.

    The real question is “when can we have vat grown human genitalia sex toys?”

    • doublepepperoni [none/use name]
      hexagon
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      4 years ago

      Wouldn't those, uhh... rot? Unless they'd also have miniaturised organs to keep them alive, which would be a whole other horror unto itself

      • MorelaakIsBack [comrade/them]
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        4 years ago

        assuming you've got nanobots figured out you could have a system whereby nutrients are supplied by a semi-permeable membrane based docking station (hawt) that you could take your Living Dong off for short use sessions. Like charging a phone.

    • Circra [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      Yeahhh but the bit where it happens follows one of them getting a bit too exposed to human culture and deciding they want to be 'captain,' and sticking on a lavish feast of cloned human meat. If I recall the others on board the GSV are all a bit 'ha ha, what the fuck?' But go along with it in the spirit of exploration.

  • Owl [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Early lab meat is going to have weird texture problems because it's missing all the details that come from how a specific muscle connects to ligaments and the circulatory system and whatever. Solving this will be hard and require more fundamental research. Swapping what animal the cells technically come from will be pretty easy. So as soon as lab meat is viable, expect businesses to suit their need to expand by exhausting all the animals they can market. And the list of animals people have heard of is pretty short, so expect human pretty quick.