I just want to explore the universe but without FTL spaceships I would need to stay alive for a very long time

:deeper-sadness:

  • dave297 [none/use name]
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    3 years ago

    I hope it's more ironic they get to be a robot but as a robot they can't sexually assault anyone

    • Omega_Haxors [they/them]
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      3 years ago

      That's just one of the many reasons being a robot would suck for them. I could list countless more.

        • Omega_Haxors [they/them]
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          3 years ago

          • Robot body parts are way less flexible than human body parts

          • Human body parts are also far more energy efficient

          • Food is far more calorie-dense than any electrical storage

          • Electrical storage breaks down relatively quickly requiring replacement

          • Ads directly into your brain

          • Imagine getting hacked

          • More than likely you will be a slave

          • Society will become more progressive, leaving your "anti-SJW" views extremely outdated

          • Forget getting hacked, corporations will reprogram you and you will willingly accept it

          • Tracking cookies built right into your brain

          • Single cosmic ray hits your brain processor. You no longer exist

          • Single cosmic ray hits your brain processor. You are now corrupted

          • LITERALLY can't log off

          • You'll last like a week, realistically. Nobody cares about your egoist ass enough to save you when things break

          • You can literally be banned from life

          • and finally: literally incapable of feeling happy

          • infuziSporg [e/em/eir]
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            3 years ago

            Idk, just short-circuit the "mood" microchip and be happy all the time, like Marvin