"This is my little screen; I use it to distract myself when my big screen is boring. They have the same stuff on them; all of human knowledge."

  • Lundi [none/use name]
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    3 years ago

    "Impossible, all of human knowledge?"

    "yeah yeah yeah but that's not important, have you seen a pig pooping on its oversized testicles?"

        • ddox [ze/hir]
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          3 years ago

          meh, nothing bad to it. Just my websites own open directory of memez. Wanted to reply your comment with a meme, but hexbear doesn't let ya.

            • ddox [ze/hir]
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              3 years ago

              http://d0xx.com/noobjects.png

              Doesn't appear to so

  • ButtBidet [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    I'm all fairness, they probably had access to all human knowledge too. "Hey auntie, what's that lizard?"

  • seitanicRights [she/her]
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    3 years ago

    Enough about me... what was it like before the earth was dying? :meow-popcorn:

  • LilComrade [comrade/them]
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    3 years ago

    they'd be more confused about how we can walk by people without acknowledging them all day long

  • Llituro [he/him, they/them]
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    3 years ago

    I think it might actually break their minds trying to understand that we have genuinely invented powerful magic (and the fact that it isn't typically deconstructed as such speaks volumes about the spiritual dearth of the imperial core) but we use it mostly to distract ourselves from the beatings.

    • FidelCashflow [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      Nah, they work less thsn us. They understood the concept of working harder meaning more treats. They just didn't see treats as a worthy payment for their time.

  • RedSky [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    so you know those loud flashes of light in the sky? We figured out how to make it by burning rocks and used it to make monkeys that destroy the earth just by existing

  • FidelCashflow [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    We would be upset because we stoped by the wallmart before the time machine and filled our pockets with cool beads. Instead of becoming rich in that time using our riches to invent socialism, we suffer. Capitalism isn't invented. If the local lord doesn't just kill us for our cool beads we will spend the rest of our lives trying to invent steel plow blades.