He is 100% wearing lifts. Its why his height changes at times, and why all modern pictures show this peculiar lean.
yes yes, i know the libs drove the "le small hands ehuehue" into the ground, but i seriously think it's the itty bitty feet (in this angle, might just be an optical illusion) in comparison to his height that make him a standing world champion.
just fucking look at his height, then focus on those shoes. it's otherworldly
i know one is facing toward the camera, but the other is on an angle where you should be able to discern the size of the shoe and i just can't say a number higher than 7 lmao
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and when he was shouting at the kid mowing the lawn.That picture of him shouting at the kid is legit one of the funniest pictures ever taken of that man.
Does he have like, leg extenders? Is he walking on relatively small stilts?
He's sitting on the shoulders of a child hidden inside the coat.
I have basically the same coat except it was originally wider, but what I did was only taken it in ABOVE THE WAIST, you want the lower section to billow a bit or this happens to you when you wear all black. I did it myself by hand, no sewing machine and it looks great. He for sure had a professional tailor and this is the result. I look like a bloodborne PC and he looks like 3 kids sneaking into an R rated movie. I'm like at least 50 years younger too, but still.
I thought the point of these big overcoats was to cover you up? Did you have to remove a lot of material from yours?
I found mine in a giveaway box on the side of the road and all that was wrong was it was missing a button, I like a bit of a tight fit, I didn't remove any material, I just cut a slit under each armpit down to the bottom and then sewed them back together a bit tighter, cinched it at the waist and let it out below after. I just left a thicker bit under the arms, so if anything it's warmer. This kind of cost is still generally more cone or bell than cylinder shaped when worn, it's a really odd fit.
It's like someone else is controlling his body like Being John Malkovitch.
Horrible posture while standing is the Hapsburg chin of our time.
just dropped
