congressbaseballfan [she/her] to the_dunk_tank • 3 years agoYour daily very online nostalgia postimagemessage-square84 fedilinkarrow-up1111
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minus-squareRojo27 [he/him]hexbear41·3 years agoIf I ever said anything like that I'd want my wife to blow me away with a shotgun. link
minus-squareCthulhusIntern [he/him]hexbear15·3 years agoBit you should never ever do: Offer someone a blowjob, but then blow them away with a shotgun and say you call that a blowjob. link
If I ever said anything like that I'd want my wife to blow me away with a shotgun.
Bit you should never ever do: Offer someone a blowjob, but then blow them away with a shotgun and say you call that a blowjob.
No pellets though fill the shell with glitter.