:what-the-hell:

  • Knoll [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    "Welcome... to Rapture!"

    (I only got like two minutes into the video. It's a bit, right...?)

    • Nakoichi [they/them]
      hexagon
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      3 years ago

      I honestly can't tell. That's why it's so fascinating.

      • UlyssesT
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        18 days ago

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    • ssjmarx [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      This has to be an ARG for the next Bioshock. It's too on the nose.

    • Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]
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      3 years ago

      I think thats the best part. At first I thought it was real, then it referenced honey badger and crazy frog and I was like... Naaaaah this is way too self away to be real

    • Awoo [she/her]
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      3 years ago

      I am currently on their discord which I found here: https://cryptoland.is/

      It is real and not satire.

  • nat_turner_overdrive [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    am i wrong or is every single white guy character identical other than their outfits? solid dunk on crypto nerds

  • volcel_olive_oil [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    https://twitter.com/molly0xFFF/status/1478500436873293828

    long thread with additional details and research

    looks like this is real :deeper-sadness:

    • farter [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      It had to be real, too cringe to not be real

    • Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]
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      3 years ago

      The comments section is amazing btw:

      Garthdon 9 hours ago: This is the video that you see on a TV somewhere just when you land on the island after communication has been lost for 2 weeks and you are sent to investigate. There's no one about, but you see a trail of blood leading to a door. And in the distance you hear a roar...

      KYTROUS 2 hours ago: This is hilarious oh my gosh the youtube poop potential of this is amazing. It's like watching a really bad 90s animated movie, except it's not a movie, it's a real project that is probably doomed to fail and become the topic of youtube investigative videos two years later. So excited to watch those!

      Tommy Millar 4 hours ago: Jesus christ.
      I was sitting thinking, "the dude is trying so hard to channel Robin Williams despite the animation and voice acting being as animated as tile grout" And I thought that was the worst part until Haunted Emma Stone appeared, Crazy Frog started playing, and I witnessed about 48 individual pieces of copyright infringement

  • happybadger [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    I really love this one: https://www.reddit.com/r/Reddit_Island/

    Every month or two I'll get a message from some libertarian or Elon Musk nerd. They'll try to be sneaky about it like an island boy Jehovah's witness, but for some reason they're convinced that I want to help them buy an island. Despite most of my profile being angry Marxism and a juche shrine to my dog, with my $50 living room furniture clearly in the background.

    They all want to rule a Little St. James fiefdom with an iron fist, but none of them have the money to buy the island so they've devised something between patronage and pyramid scheme. I've been to reddit meetups and oof. An island full of them. u/Violentacrez, the r/jailbait guy, was just a normal schmuck at Dallas meetups.

  • fayyhana [she/her]
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    3 years ago

    why is the whole thing set up like a fucking horror movie, I'm just sitting here waiting for the zombies to show up or some shit like that.

  • Wheaties [she/her]
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    3 years ago

    this is one of the most ambitious projects I've seen [...] look at the quality of this 3D animation!

    God it must be so easy to scam these people

      • UlyssesT
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        18 days ago

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  • Questionsleep [des/pair]
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    3 years ago

    Can't believe I had to hear "honey badger don't care" in the year of our lord 2022