• Nakoichi [they/them]
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    3 years ago

    Went to a place once that cooked their pizza in a wood fired kiln. Not sure I'd do anything counterrevolutionary for it but it's the best I've ever had.

    • unperson [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      Wait Pizza Hut does not cook cook their pizza on a kiln? What do they use a regular oven? What's the point of a pizza place like that.

      • LoudMuffin [he/him]
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        3 years ago

        Pizza Hut, while delicious to my brainwashed Burgeroid tastebuds, is barely food. It's all of the most extremely processed cheese, sugar bread, etc. shoved into big industrial ovens

      • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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        3 years ago

        They have a conveyor belt kinda deal that goes through a super hot oven so it's idiot proof

        • unperson [he/him]
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          3 years ago

          Well as long as it's super hot (like, over 400 °C) I give it the :anti-italian-action: seal of approval.

          • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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            3 years ago

            My newest job is hurling pizzas at a sorta higher scale place. Not all the way to the top but we make all our shit from scratch and all that. First pizza job I've had and honestly, kinda digging it. It's a small menu (outside of the pizza menu which is growing out of control, chef is a bit neurotic and since all the pizzas get ordered he won't put some on the chopping block) and everything is simple as hell. It's breezy

            • unperson [he/him]
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              3 years ago

              It sounds like a pizza place alright.

              I once read somewhere that the communist party of the soviet union liked pizza and hamburgers and wanted to open more fast food restaurants because of how industrial they were to make.

              • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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                3 years ago

                Cooking is fine and I'd love to be able to make a living doing it. Not having to make a meal is either a reasonable luxury or a quick convenience. Just pay me good and dona workplace democracy and I'll make all the pizzas you can handle

      • Nakoichi [they/them]
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        3 years ago

        Convection oven I think now, but IIRC back in the day they used what was literally just a giant toaster.

  • Jew [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    I'm going with Godfathers Pizza, if Herman Cain hadn't gutted the place. It's just a cooler premise than domino's or whatever.

    They were actually really big in the mid-80s, found this gem on their wiki:

    It was reported to be the fifth largest pizza chain in the United States at the time, down from third place in 1985.[5][6] About this time, many Godfather's locations in the St. Louis area were bought out by Pantera's Pizza.[7] Under Cain's leadership, Godfather's closed approximately 200 restaurants and eliminated several thousand jobs, and by doing so returned to profitability

    • cawsby [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      They were "classy" according to my dad because they had green olives as an option for pizza in the podunk town he grew up in.

    • Mardoniush [she/her]
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      3 years ago

      Gonna start a chain called "Gramsci's" It'll sell a super thin crust pizza with everything called the "superstructure"

      • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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        3 years ago

        As someone who's job is regularly turning pizza in a stone oven, I would hate this so much

          • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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            3 years ago

            Actually disaster strikes from not leaving the base alone longer if it's thin and oiled high

    • Gosplan14 [any]
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      3 years ago

      Except Pizza chains don't really exist in Italy tbh

  • SerLava [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Jet's Pizza, imperialism was worth it for Jet's Pizza

    • crime [she/her, any]
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      3 years ago

      I forgot that Jet's existed and just had a ratatouille moment where glimpses of forgotten memories of my childhood returned to me

  • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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    3 years ago

    We don't really have much pizza chain penetration here. I can't think of the last time I had pizza hut and have never had dominoes. We have a crazy amount of local hole in the walls that are all more or less the same and they pretty much dominate the pizza market

  • Sen_Jen [they/them]
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    3 years ago

    There's a pizzeria in Pula, Croatia, called Pizzeria Jupiter and its the best pizza I've ever had in my life. I swear the pizzas they make their are descended from heaven or some shit, entirely worth dissolving the most succesful socialist project in history for

  • Coca_Cola_but_Commie [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    I tried finding Pizza places in Langley, West Virginia but it looks like there aren't many businesses in Langley proper. Instead most of the businesses are in McLean, which is part of the same suburban sprawl that Langley is a part of, they're basically the same town. So I'm going with whatever pizza they sell at the Langley Mart gas station, one of the few businesses in Langley.

  • Gosplan14 [any]
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    3 years ago

    This random GDR eatery I saw while skimming through a west German documentary about the city of Leipzig from 1983.

    Apparently the GDR had a pizza-like dish called Krusta from at the latest 1976, with different ingredients than the Italian one. In the 1980s, there were actual Pizzerie and by 1988 a pizzeria chain called Pizza Buffet had 42 stores across the country, alongside the small eateries offering the dish, as seen above.

    Partially off topic, but the GDR also had Europe's third Japanese restaurant in the Thüringen town of Suhl since 1966, which even won some international recognition from the Japanese state for its high quality.

      • Gosplan14 [any]
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        3 years ago

        Yes, the oldest Japanese Restaurant in Europe seems to be Takara (Paris, France), which opened in 1958.

        Mind you, out of the almost 4 million Japanese people living abroad, about 3 million 400 thousand live in either Brazil or the USA, while Europe put together has only about 200 thousand. Most of the latter also came in the 1980s with the real estate boom and Japan exporting capital abroad, which spawned things like Düsseldorf's Japanese community.

          • Gosplan14 [any]
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            3 years ago

            Yeah, here in Germany it's mostly Vietnamese people, but when I lived in Italy it was Chinese people.

            Japan was way less touched by WW2 (and the preceding period) than say China was, despite the events of 1945, and also got massive development aid from the US + did state capitalism to create a high tech industry, which made Japan the only country developing faster than the USSR in the cold war. Also, despite their sinophobic government, Japan maintained relations with countries like North Vietnam and supposedly also had some of the less openly exploitative trade deals with the GDR in the cold war.

            On the other hand, Japan was pretty active in imperialism (still is, in countries like... Vietnam) and working there or for a japanese company is often like living hell. Though Japan's imperialism is not as potent as it was in the 1980s, as landlords crashed their economy and the companies, despite their technological edge, lost relevance in many ways.

    • HntrKllr [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      Mods: :bern-disgust:

      Pizza Guys: :bernie:

      Edit: Also just realized Pizza Guys is practically only California so that sucks, nobody will probably even know its existenxe