I'm usually a back-and-forther but lately I've found myself eating one at a time.
One at a time. You keep the other slice sitting in the closed box, it’s gonna retain its heat longer. Basic thermodynamics.
Eat them both at the same time and neither one gets cold. Thermodynamics schmermodynamics.
Putting two slices together also increases the thermal mass qhile decreasing relati e surface area. Keeping them together makes them stay warmer longer.
What, put one on top of the other and eat it like that? That’s just barbarism.
Eat both entire pizzas in one big bite, then none of it gets cold
smell is supposed to be a large percentage of taste so the most beneficial way to handle the situation is to hold one under your nose while you eat the other
First i eat half of the one i like more, then all of the one i like less. I finish with the one i like more.
i slap them together and it them like a sandwich.
i am not normal
One at a time. Never tried back and forth, it didn’t even occur to me tbh, but will that a go next time.
Stack them on top of eachother and eat them both at the same time.
idk tbh i put the pizzas on the plate and 30s later they're all gone
Yeah, i barely even taste the toppings, it's just "pizza".
Clearly, the dialectical approach is to heighten the contradictions until synthesis, i.e. use a blender to put the components into a qualitatively different form, a pizza smoothie.
So i figured out a trick to get two four topping pizzas with any 2 two topping pizza deals.
They fill the pizza up with toppings. So it takes more of a single topping to fill a pizza than two diff toppings, same goes for 4. The more toppings, the less of each topping that can fit.
SO if you order 2 different two topping pizzas, and then you just put one slice from each pizza together( i try to mame like a pizza paniini sandwich looking thing) you end up with bites of all 4 toppings at similar ratios to having a 4 topping pizza. You turn your 2 slices of 2top into 2 slices of 4top pizza.
This is to say I eat both at the same time, but specifically to make them into the same flavor of pizza so im not sure how to answer your question.
Pizza sandwiches are real? I thought they were a Homer Simpsonesque fantasy of mine
local pizza place has them available, basically putting sub toppings on two giant pizza slices, but seems a rarity and easy enough to configure at home
great idea, wonder if you can make this even easier by asking for a double cut (one more pass of dividing the pizza with the cutter) so the resulting half-sized slices side by side are one normal-sized slice
One at a time. I want to take my time. I want to savor the toppings. Really get a good feel for them.
one at a time. i'm usually the same way when i have a plate with a bunch of different foods on it. i get gamerscore every time i finish a kind of food.
I haven't had pizza in a hot minute (
btw) but when it comes to food I'm very much eat one thing then move onto the next kind of person. Sometimes I'll mix it up but rarelyI work at a fancy pizza place and have gotten 3 vegan pizzas on the menu. Working to run a falafel pizza as a special. One is garlic oil, mushrooms, spinach, caramelized onion and cashew ricotta, another is Roma tomato marinated in orange and white wine and sundried ones marinated in olive brine/oil with shallots, garlic, carrot, various herbs and whatnot and topped with oregano and candied and then smashed into a powder and dried out lemon zest and a standard veg with vegan mozzarella.
there are vegan pizzas. You could also get ethical cheese, probably. People have done weirder stunt cooking.
ethical cheese
isnt a thing, but we do have pretty decent vegan cheeses that melt
oh, do humans not produce enough casein to make cheese? I'd assume some art collective or other counter-culture group has tried, if not succeeded.
quick search through the internet found that i stand corrected, breast milk can be turned into cheese. So there IS one type of ethical cheese
