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  • WhyEssEff [she/her]
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    10 months ago

    I would vote for Biden over Trump if Biden came and took a shit on my cat then used my hamster to wipe his ass.

    This is a r/brandnewsentence I swear.

    You're an artist.

    I’d honestly prefer to wipe my ass with your cat. I don’t think your hamster has enough surface area to really get my butt clean.

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