• hexaflexagonbear [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      He could've easily used the morally defensible one. But no, let's go with the war caused by imperialism and a messy tangled web of defence treaties.

      • Lydia [she/her]
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        3 years ago

        WW2 is more than just “defensible” for a majority of the allied fighters, it’s absolutely the right thing to happen :USSR:

    • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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      3 years ago

      The implosion of western colonial hegemony in the most idiotic manner possible?

      :soviet-hmm:

  • The_Walkening [none/use name]
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    3 years ago

    WW1: You're drafted to defend JP Morgan's interests, get sent to France and die of trenchfoot because the quartermaster "thinks Papists should just pray to their fancyboy in Rome if they want socks".

  • amber2 [she/her,they/them]
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    3 years ago

    The fact that so many people wanted to fight the first world war was a problem, actually

    • medium_adult_son [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      Especially what the European socialist parties did by supporting the war. One of the worst things ever.

      • JuneFall [none/use name]
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        3 years ago

        This (well the internal party structures which lead to the war credits in 1914 and the break of the international, which showed its faces in the 1890s) was one of the biggest problems of history for free societies.

    • Ericthescruffy [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      Also really gotta love the built in assumption that, if that were true, it would be a bad thing.

    • Vncredleader
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      3 years ago

      I am honestly not sure about that. People REALLY resisted WW1 here, and in Europe the younger generation was prepared from a young age to want to die to prove themselves, which is why boy scouts was created for instance. Even then there was this serious dissonance which came to a head when those more liberalized boys got sent to the trenches cause their grandpas wanted them to die so his dick could get hard again after having not fought in a conventional war himself, and ended up being faced with death and having to kill.

  • Speaker [e/em/eir]
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    3 years ago

    WW3: never happened because the liberal agenda transformed all the warhawks into femboys

  • LeninsRage [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Changing your gender to avoid getting drafted to fight in hellish post-nuclear wastelands is praxis, actually

  • Rojo27 [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Throwing away my life for the bourgeois' imperialist wars:geordi-yes:

  • CrimsonSage [any]
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    3 years ago

    God these people aren't even good at trans jokes. Like i know exactly what my gender is, it's the fucking chuds that are confused. Like trans people are the first ones to fucking dunk on gender!

    • BolsheWitch [she/her, they/them]
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      edit-2
      3 years ago

      It turns out jokes about gender are actually pretty good if you’re making them from a queer perspective.

      Shoutout to r/voidpunk and r/voidgender

  • cynesthesia
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    edit-2
    11 months ago

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  • happybadger [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    World War 1: this reactionary treat pig sits on their ass and yeehaws whatever the maximum death drive option is

    World War 3: this reactionary treat pig sits on their ass and yeehaws whatever the maximum death drive option is

    Any social issue until it's the supply of their treats: this reactionary treat pig sits on their ass and yeehaws whatever the maximum death drive option is

    Treats no cheaps: terrorism

  • CthulhusIntern [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    I mean, the obvious imperialist solution to that would just be to draft everyone regardless of gender...

    • Quimby [any, any]
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      3 years ago

      I'm still working though the idea, but I think I currently unironically support a universal, mandatory draft. ANYONE age 18-65 can be drafted, NO exceptions. It's more fair than the de facto poor draft we have today, and I think people would view war a lot differently if there's a chance they'd have to serve.