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  • pumpchilienthusiast [comrade/them, any]
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    3 years ago

    temeura's charisma is the only thing saving the show from being an utter disaster and it can only do so much

    honestly, exploring the backstory of any character whose background was originally shrouded in mystery is the worst

    if A Fistful of Dollars came out today, we'd have a prequel exhaustively documenting Eastwood's character's childhood, where we'd learn his name was Percy Applegate and when he was a kid his dad died and he was very sad

  • UlyssesT
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    2 months ago

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  • anaesidemus [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    The cyber kids are so lame that I kind of dig it. Jon Favreu seems to run on rule of cool.

    Saying Daimyo out of the blue without it being established anywhere in Star Wars lore is kind of dumb.

    • SaniFlush [any, any]
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      3 years ago

      They're action figures, of course. This is what the marketing team told the directors would sell best. It's a better guess than Ewoks.

  • ClimateChangeAnxiety [he/him, they/them]
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    3 years ago

    I don’t remember who I heard say this but they look like Griff Tannen’s hoverboard gang from Back to the Future 2.

    Overall I like the show though, the shit with the Tuskens was fucking awesome.

  • KasDapital [any]
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    3 years ago

    Yeah, it feels like they could fit on Corusant or something, but on Tatooine in feels very out of place. I would expect more angry Harley-Davidson type inspiration from Tatooine, not vespas.

    Feels like they wanted to make a grittier mafia show, and then decided to make everything TV-14 so that kids can still buy all the toys.

    • Ithorian [comrade/them]
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      3 years ago

      I really wish tatooine would stop being the setting for everything. There are so many cool settings and we just get dessert over and over.

      • KasDapital [any]
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        3 years ago

        I like desert settings tbf. But Tatooine's desert kinda sucks. It's 90% dunes, and only has arroyos and mountains etc when absolutely necessary to the plot. It just doesn't make sense for almost all of the people there to be out in the dunes. I still wish there was more done with the Sonoran and Chihuahua deserts. They're wetter than most, and have high diversity, but people don't like seeing real world deserts, they just want a giant litterbox.

  • Esoteir [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    I kinda love the show lmao

    In the worst timeline it would be another overly serious crime boss show with a sociopathic main character, but instead we have the spy kids guy having enough self awareness to realize that it's a franchise for kids and making enjoyably cheesy sci-fantasy slop

  • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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    3 years ago

    The more I hear about this show, the more I realize this was a serious Monkey's Paw scenario

    Star Wars guys have been clamoring for years for more Boba Fett

    Well, you got it!

  • CopsDyingIsGood [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    If you're expecting star wars to be anything other than insultingly unwatchable capeshit slop you're gonna be disappointed

    • I_Have_IBS [none/use name]
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      3 years ago

      Yeah. Star Wars is literally Flash Gordon mixed with spaghetti westerns and Kurosawa with a dash of anti-imperialism. It has always been slop.

  • duderium [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    I stopped after the first episode. A crime lord walking around in a city with no vehicle and just one escort to collect his money was just too ridiculous for me. Then he gets attacked by a bunch of useless laser shield goons when they could have just sniped him.

      • Huldra [they/them, it/its]
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        3 years ago

        lol I remember one of the things I most saw praised in the Mandalorian(aside from baby yoda suckling everyones wallets dry) was the dedication to keeping the guys helmet on despite having an attractive actor in it, and now they have a big egg playing the main role but they wanna show him off all of a sudden!

  • Eris235 [undecided]
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    3 years ago

    You know, if somethings you're watching is cringey and bad, you can just... stop watching it

    Don't get why people hatewatch stuff

  • Glass [he/him,they/them]
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    3 years ago

    You could get the foot thing just by strapping an axe blade to the back of a boot

    Axe kicks:kelly:

  • AntipastoAktion [they/them]
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    3 years ago

    I don't mind the show that much but holy fuck was that Vespa chase scene godawful. Like I have no idea how they made it look that bad, but it had no sense of speed, nothing interesting. It looked comical more than anything else.

      • AntipastoAktion [they/them]
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        3 years ago

        I hope it wasn't what they were going for cause goddamn it was weird. Like I can get on board with Space Mods doing cybernetics on space Vespas, but it's all too weirdly colourful and shiny. Like if they toned it back a bit I might be on board.

  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]
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    3 years ago

    Could Star Wars please return to Flash Gordon pulp fiction in space, please? Stop trying to make this universe into a tokusatsu show.