Lovely_sombrero [he/him] to the_dunk_tank • 3 years agoThis sounds 100% like a Chapo bit.imagemessage-square63 fedilinkarrow-up1130file-text
arrow-up1130imageThis sounds 100% like a Chapo bit.Lovely_sombrero [he/him] to the_dunk_tank • 3 years agomessage-square63 Commentsfedilinkfile-text
minus-squarehappybadger [he/him]hexbear19·3 years agoI have to sleep on the floor like a cat just to eat them one-by-one over the course of the night. My wife calls me Hotdog Cat instead of my name. God damn you. link
minus-squarehappybadger [he/him]hexbear11·3 years agoI can no longer eat an entire pack of American cheese slices without Russian agents attacking me in my abdominal region. link
minus-squareAcidSmiley [she/her]hexbear4·3 years ago My wife calls me Hotdog Cat instead of my name. Thanks i giggled so loud the entire office could hear it. Nice job, Hotdog Cat. :meow-cactus: link
This is going right on my FB feed.
I have to sleep on the floor like a cat just to eat them one-by-one over the course of the night. My wife calls me Hotdog Cat instead of my name. God damn you.
have you been up all night eating cheese?
I can no longer eat an entire pack of American cheese slices without Russian agents attacking me in my abdominal region.
I think they're mad about Pizza Hut still
Thank you for your service o7
Thanks i giggled so loud the entire office could hear it. Nice job, Hotdog Cat. :meow-cactus: