if I had media constantly harrassing me about gEnOcIdE i'd get the fuck away from cameras too :what-the-hell:

  • AssaultRifle15 [he/him]
    ·
    3 years ago

    (Liberals when a Chinese man goes into another room): OH GOD THE SECRET POLICE GOT HIM

  • emizeko [they/them]
    ·
    3 years ago

    in 2020 in Portland, "federal security contractors" were grabbing people off the street in unmarked vans

    whoops I did a whubbaboutalism

    • NPa [he/him]
      ·
      3 years ago

      "uhh sorry but two things can be bad at once, whataboutism much?" I say, smugly, completely aware that spotting a fallacy makes my argument true and valid automatically. :reddit-logo:

  • WeedReference420 [he/him, they/them]
    ·
    3 years ago

    :zenz: : Rumour has it immediately after the race she went into something called a "Changing Room" which we can only presume is some kind of evil Communist torture chamber

    • Rojo27 [he/him]
      ·
      3 years ago

      Noooooo way. Sport people are always sporting. If they aren't sporting something is definitely wrong:picard-annoyed:

    • TeethOrCoat [none/use name]
      ·
      3 years ago

      Literally competed in another event 2 days after this article was published. https://olympics.com/beijing-2022/olympic-games/en/results/cross-country-skiing/athlete-profile-n1058586-dinigeer-yilamujiang.htm

  • Wheaties [she/her]
    cake
    ·
    3 years ago

    BREAKING NEWS: We Cannot Find Someone In A Country of 1.SOMETHING Billion People

  • trabpukcip [he/him]
    ·
    3 years ago

    Her name is "20"? No, it's not? Why is that information relevant? Feels like some weird "save the young Chinese women" tilt to that dailyfail headline

    • MiraculousMM [he/him, any]
      hexagon
      M
      ·
      3 years ago

      You silly commie, her name doesn't matter! We only care about specific traits she has that we can use to fearmonger!

    • emizeko [they/them]
      ·
      3 years ago

      this makes it easier to avoid embarrassment if the skiier competes in the next olympics and they have to mention her name again

  • Coolkidbozzy [he/him]
    ·
    3 years ago

    Breaking News: suspected leftist agitator claimed to need to 'take a shit', and for the past 3 minutes, we have literally no idea where he went

    • NPa [he/him]
      ·
      3 years ago

      "It has been four hours since the last message was posted, and we must unfortunately assume that she has been ground into a fine paste and fed to exotic animals, as is the custom in The Far East. "

  • Koa_lala [he/him]
    ·
    3 years ago

    Still waiting for the CIA flase flag this olympic games.

  • amber2 [she/her,they/them]
    ·
    3 years ago

    :xi-gun: I need you to be the face of the winter Olympics, but after that you're DEAD

  • TeethOrCoat [none/use name]
    ·
    3 years ago

    Dafuq. Wonder how they explain https://olympics.com/beijing-2022/olympic-games/en/results/cross-country-skiing/athlete-profile-n1058586-dinigeer-yilamujiang.htm Look at the start times.

    • CheGueBeara [he/him]
      ·
      3 years ago

      A Uyghur disappears when they aren't literally on camera. They disappeared until today, where they reappeared to compete in the games again, and then they disappeared when they walked off to hang out with friends and family

      Sinister stuff.

      • Azarova [they/them]
        ·
        3 years ago

        it's simple, really. as soon as she leaves the camera, she is personally executed by Xi himself. then, when she is scheduled to compete again, the 3 juche necromancers stuffed into a closet resurrect her, and the cycle continues.

        :galaxy-brain:

        • crime [she/her, any]
          ·
          3 years ago

          Amazon is trying steal this technology to use on its workers after their shift ends

    • Circra [he/him]
      ·
      3 years ago

      I for one am really glad that our brave free press were able to put enough pressure on the dastardly Chinese government that they, uh... reappeared her from taking a couplea days rest from competing in physically and mentally draining competitions.