Tolkien's scene descriptions are the best part of the books. You have to let go of the modern "plot, plot, MOVE THE PLOT ASSHOLE" thinking and just enjoy being in the story. Let your imagination flow.

Suddenly Tom's talk left the woods and went leaping up the young stream, over bubbling waterfalls, over pebbles and worn rocks, and among small flowers in close grass and wet crannies, wandering at last up on to the Downs. They heard of the Great Barrows, and the green mounds, and the stone-rings upon the hills and in the hollows among the hills. Sheep were bleating in flocks. Green walls and white walls rose. There were fortresses on the heights. Kings of little kingdoms fought together, and the young Sun shone like fire on the red metal of their new and greedy swords. There was victory and defeat; and towers fell, fortresses were burned, and flames went up into the sky. Gold was piled on the biers of dead kings and queens; and mounds covered them, and the stone doors were shut; and the grass grew over all. Sheep walked for a while biting the grass, but soon the hills were empty again. A shadow came out of dark places far away, and the bones were stirred in the mounds. Barrow-wights walked in the hollow places with a clink of rings on cold fingers, and gold chains in the wind. Stone rings grinned out of the ground like broken teeth in the moonlight.

-- J.R.R. Tolkien, "The Fellowship of the Ring"

Look at the normie who hasn't read and memorised the entire History of Middle Earth.

For those who want to skip Tolkien's turgid prose, there's the Silmarillion but in chibi form. (start at the bottom and go up)

i like both :blob-no-thoughts:

I've heard the ideology he seemed to believe in summed up as like some sort of

:galaxy-brain::brainworms: anarchist version of Juche but for like the entire world. So that checks out.

if you power through the first half of the first movie

That's like the best part though :cat-confused: