Paraphrased retelling because it's beautiful.

So there she is, a student in Illinois. It's social studies class. The teacher is a shitbag who nobody really likes or respects, constantly drunk on the job teaching middle schoolers. Sometime during the first hour of 9/11, all of the kids become aware of it. It's on the television and they're close enough to Chicago that they're worried about follow-up attacks.

Her teacher, visibly wasted, is unnerved and doesn't know what to do. Mind you this is social studies, the most basic form of a combined history/sociology/anthropology/geopolitics class, and the children are watching the most important event of their lives thus-far. The kind of thing where any amount of context whatsoever, any kind of historical reference point, would give the experience grounding so it isn't a senseless metal tornado. The hero's moment for a social studies teacher where he can genuinely change the course of the entire class' lives if he just gives the right message of hope with understanding.

He picks up his phone and pretends the president is calling him. Then he drunkenly announces to the children that he knows George Bush and the president just told him everything will be fine. At this point I don't know if the Pentagon/field planes had even hit yet, but he rose to the occasion and used it to get shitfaced and lie to crying children about being cool. The kids were split between believing him and ones like my crush immediately telling her parents that her teacher got drunk and lied about a terrorist attack.

What if Coach McGuirk from Home Movies had to explain 9/11 to kids in the moment. She got to live that and was consistently horrified that I found him to be an antihero.

  • aFairlyLargeCat [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Imagine something similar in scale to 9/11 happening today but the burned out millennial teacher turns to the kids and just says “We probably deserved it”

    :sit-back-and-enjoy:

    • CurlyHair [any]
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      3 years ago

      One of my friends was in college when 9/11 happened and this is basically what the teacher said.

    • nohaybanda [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      My cousin met his wife on a Web forum doing exactly that. He's a massive lib, but he has his moments.

  • trabpukcip [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    "glad to hear you're okay. Okay. Okay, I'll tell them. I love you too. Hope I didn't interrupt anything important."

    "Kids, that was the president, he said we're all gonna be fine. Now do your homework"

    • happybadger [he/him]
      hexagon
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      3 years ago

      She didn't say if it was a full simulated conversation or not, but I like to imagine he fleshed out details. Either as a Steven Seagal impersonation or trying to downplay each individual detail he's seeing in real-time. "mmMr. p-presidnet th ,that looks lik, oh that wasn'tt a plane tht just hit? that's just a lilllll plane? oh ok if you say so you're- you're the prednsinet"

  • The_Walkening [none/use name]
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    3 years ago

    Lol that sounds horrifying.

    I had a teacher who told us on the first day of class about how he was on the phone with someone in the towers when it got hit. He was also drunk at work.

      • GiveMeSickos [they/them]
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        3 years ago

        Alcoholism is more common in teachers than average, but it's not the majority of teachers. So, yes

    • BolsheWitch [she/her, they/them]
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      3 years ago

      If someone I loved died that way while on the phone with me I’d get hammered at work too.

      Edit: Wait, are you saying he was just drunk at work telling you this shit years later? Because that is fucking weird lol

      • The_Walkening [none/use name]
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        3 years ago

        He was telling us this in class, while hammered - and he did specify it was someone he was working with - I mean extremely heavy shit to put on a 14 year old regardless.

    • WhyEssEff [she/her]
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      3 years ago

      harry was a teacher, a gym teacher, but a teacher :lt-dbyf-dubois:

  • BolsheWitch [she/her, they/them]
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    3 years ago

    Reading this thread has the same energy as listening to my great grandfather when he talks about WW2.

    Like I get that 9/11 “only” happened 21 years ago, but I have zero memory of a world where it wasn’t in the history books.

  • regularassbitch [she/her]
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    3 years ago

    I faked being sick on 9/11 then everyone got sent home early anyway. what a fucking scam

  • SirKlingoftheDrains [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    I had algebra for first period that day, and the teacher put on the television as we put off the day's lesson. A kid in the class laughed and said "I think it's funny" and the teacher, normally bland and mild to a fault, just flipped the hell out on him, screaming at him that people had died and are dying and burning and jumping to their deaths. Sent the Derek to the principal's office