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  • refolde [she/her, any]
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    3 years ago

    Are you fucking kidding me.

    What's next are people gonna erase Russia from the world map and pretend Russia never existed?

    • Tankiedesantski [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      2028, Congress passes a law that American schools and Federal Institutions must only buy maps which show "Russia" as an ocean named "The Sea of Zelensky."

      • refolde [she/her, any]
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        3 years ago

        I'll make this even better:

        The U.S. will subject their entire population to a mass memory wipe to completely erase all memories they have ever had of Russia.

        • Socialcreditscorr [they/them,she/her]
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          3 years ago

          This implies modern socialism becomes enough of a threat to invoke the same level of cold war fanaticism that the Soviet Union did with no help from the past :xicko:

      • BigAssBlueBug [they/them]
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        3 years ago

        To be fair steven universe's timeline has a bunch of random chunks of the earth missing due to the whole hollowing g out the earth and eating her minerals thing

    • justjoshint [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      USA isnt gonna get rid of its current favorite boogieman. though i guess we could just go back to china or iran like it was before this.

  • Rod_Blagojevic [none/use name]
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    3 years ago

    Yuri Gargarin was a farm boy that sabotaged nazi military equipment and then grew up to fly to space. You can watch him speak. He's clearly someone who was motivated by a desire to build a just and free world. His life accomplishments overshadow most people that have ever lived. Liberal performance will never change any of this.

    :yuri: Edit: I would have to check, but I'm also pretty sure he's from Ukraine.

    • DefinitelyNotAPhone [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      Out of curiosity (and also because Gargarin is insanely popular in all the former Soviet countries, including Ukraine, as he damn well should be) I looked it up, and he's from a small village called Klushino that's 200~km west of Moscow, so nowhere near Ukraine.

      • Rod_Blagojevic [none/use name]
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        3 years ago

        Thanks. Like I said, I wasn't sure.

        Edit: Actually, I said I was pretty sure. Let's just say I wasn't absolutely sure.

    • Animasta [any]
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      3 years ago

      farm boy that sabotaged nazi military equipment

      Really? I've never heard of that. The guy was like nine years old when Smolensk oblast was liberated from Germans.

      • ssjmarx [he/him]
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        3 years ago

        According to Wikipedia, in 1942 "Yuri sabotaged the soldier's work; he poured soil into the tank batteries gathered to be recharged and randomly mixed the different chemical supplies intended for the task."

        Gagarin's family was forced to farm by the Nazis, though Yuri himself would apprentice as a steel worker after WW2 ended, and join the Soviet air force in 1955.

      • Rod_Blagojevic [none/use name]
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        3 years ago

        Maybe it's all Russian disinformation 👁, but what I heard was that he was literally doing sabotage at 8 years old.

  • clover [she/her]
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    3 years ago

    I don’t get shit like this at all. We’re not the ones at war with Russia.

    • voice_of_hermes [he/him,any]
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      3 years ago

      Free speech is when alternate versions of history are given as much or more credence than the ones with actual physical evidence to back them up, obviously. We cannot call our society liberated from censorship until at least half of all museum exhibits feature dinosaurs with saddles.

  • hexaflexagonbear [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Yuri Gagarin is a beloved figure across all of Eastern Europe (and I imagine much of the space enthusiast community). This is such a pathetic move.

        • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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          3 years ago

          Of course America uses an arbitrarily different measurement than the entire rest of the world. This fucking country.

      • ToastGhost [he/him]
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        3 years ago

        agree, 100km is too low to even orbit since its still got considerable atmospheric drag, the lowest satellite orbit is about 167km by a japanese satellite and even they had quite a bit of drag

    • bentwookie [none/use name]
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      3 years ago

      my brother was obsessed with early NASA space stuff, pretty wild stuff they came up with and pretty crazy pilots willing to test it

        • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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          3 years ago

          I see your MOOSE and raise you project Pluto, the nuclear ramjet terror project. At the time it was being developed they believed the thing would be so radioactive that it would kill anyone within several klicks of it's flight path. And it would have had a flight endurance time of weeks or months. This is in addition to carrying numerous nuclear weapon payloads. If you ever want proof that Americans are absolutely depraved psychopaths Pluto is a good one to cite. They only dropped the project because they thought the Soviets would respond in kind and they couldn't think of a way to defend against a flying hypersonic nuclear reactor.

          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Pluto

  • JoesFrackinJack [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    I think the west does this cause they associate even the mildest inconvenience as actual strong protest or some shit. Like when the libs protested trump they had a strict schedule of 3 - 7pm and were all done within their scheduled time all patting each other on the back for being so rebellious

    • Animasta [any]
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      3 years ago

      Hatsune Miku was the first human in space.

  • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Everyone already said all the better and more important part so here's a useless detail just for fun: Yuri Gagarin was not a large man. His smaller frame made it easier for him to sit in the cockpit and lightening the load by just a few pounds matters when you're throwing a rocket into space. The point is:

    We uphold a short king.