The most off the wall, absolutely absurd predictions you can make. I want those lathes spinning like pulsars.

  • volcel_olive_oil [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    :joker-troll: GOP wins the house and the senate, immediately impeaches and removes Biden (like within hours), Biden refuses to stop being president

    and then a bunch of really funny things happen naturally

    • SoyViking [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      Democrats in Congress promptly condemns Biden's refusal to step down, citing the legality of the impeachment as well as parliamentary norms and civility.

      The political chaos leads congress to pass the "Protect American Bald Eagle Liberty Cheezburger Act" that allows for indeterminate detention of radicalised individuals to maintain public order. In an act of true bipartisanship, democrats votes in favour of the act. In return a detention facility will be named after Martin Luther King at a unspecified date in the future.

      Immediately following this the act is used to round up democrat members of congress.

    • bort_simp_son [she/her]
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      3 years ago

      Biden would resign to prove he's not like Trump. Liberals would applaud it.