• frick [they/them]
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    2 years ago

    Putin is like Dragonslayer Armor and Zelensky is like Fume Knight. John Biden is the Mist Noble.

    • barrbaric [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      Putin is like Dragonslayer Armor

      Out of place and trying to appeal to nostalgia.

      Zelensky is like the Fume Knight

      Created by his master who then abandoned him, sounds right.

      Biden is the Mist Noble

      Dies to a stiff breeze.

      It all checks out.

    • Weedian [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      why is it the infinity gauntlet when there's only 1 of them

    • Tankiedesantski [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      "Hey Thanos, why not use the infinity gauntlet to make infinite resources so every can live in abundance?"

      Roll credits

      After credits scene: Nick Fury retiring because with utopian abundance there is no longer an impetus for conflict.

  • UmbraVivi [he/him, she/her]
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    2 years ago

    Wouldn't that be good, though? When Thanos "used the stones to destroy the stones", he really did turn them to dust. Putin destroying both Russian and Ukrainian Nazis would be great.

    Don't think that's happening though and redditors are just babbling random words, as usual.

  • kristina [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    well AKTUALLY thanos was unknowingly prescient because each planet is a god and more powerful than the stones or some shit and will explode when too many people are on them

  • Ericthescruffy [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    For the record, while I prefer Nando's rewrite which establishes some limitations to the space magic: https://youtu.be/G585-h5aoh4

    ...I also don't really get why people are so obsessed with arguing or proving Thanos's plan is wrong/stupid. Of course it is. He's the villain and he's a fanatical goddamn lunatic. Like...part of me feels like people are disappointed in that fact because they wanted their thicc purple space daddy to make a "logical", "rational" argument in favor of genocide.

    • barrbaric [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      …I also don’t really get why people are so obsessed with arguing or proving Thanos’s plan is wrong/stupid.

      I imagine it's mostly backlash to the "Thanos did nothing wrong" meme, which was around for a while after the release of the movie.