• The_Walkening [none/use name]
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    2 years ago

    Set it during the 60's, have him visit Cuba and disguise himself as Fidel where he smokes an exploding cigar.

      • Redcuban1959 [any]
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        2 years ago

        They teamup to fight aliens, Wally West helps Castro and a small group of rebels.

        • Vncredleader
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          2 years ago

          I had no clue. Holy shit that's actually a good voice for Fidel

          https://i.redd.it/tnwsu8djd1q71.jpg

          • CyberMao [it/its]
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            2 years ago

            This is like reading comics from an alternate timeline

              • NPa [he/him]
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                2 years ago

                Capeshit? MCU? Cineplex?

                Looks like you hit your head there comrade. Come, we're late for Comrade Tarkovsky's adaptation of an obscure American comic book called Bat Man.

                • Vncredleader
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                  2 years ago

                  Oh god, soviet reworks of superheroes would be great. Like not Red Son or pallet swaps but actual proletarian art adapting them

  • CommunistBear [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    I will forever wish for a Superman who truly hears the suffering and pain of the lower classes across the world and goes on a globetrotting capitalist murder spree. There is no way Superman doesn't hear the cries of child slaves and not have it break his heart. Or listening to some petty criminal talk about how xyz crime is the only way to pay for their child's medical bills causing him to question the system. Or any of the 1000 other things that a character as powerful as that would be aware of and should find reprehensible after thinking about it for just 5 minutes. Like, dude is supposed to have super intelligence on top of all his other superpowers and he can't connect the dots?

    • CthulhusIntern [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      He used to be like that, until the Cold War killed that part of the character.

      (Also, back then, he wasn't nearly as powerful).

      • Des [she/her, they/them]
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        2 years ago

        yeah didn't he used to be like if an alien adapted to absolutely crushing gravity ended up on a comparatively low gravity world like Earth? (edited that mess of the first half of sentence)

        • FidelCashflow [he/him]
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          2 years ago

          He was john carter of mars but on earth. Origionally he was leaping tall buildings in a single bound, not really flying

          • ElChapoDeChapo [he/him, comrade/them]
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            2 years ago

            I was thinking the other day how Superman and Elder Scrolls have evolved in opposite directions when it comes to flight

            Superman started by leaping tall buildings in a single bound, then he could fly

            In Morrowind you could use levitation to fly, then in Oblivion you are downgraded to leaping over buildings if you level up athletics and finally in Skyrim you can't jump or fly for shit

            • FidelCashflow [he/him]
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              2 years ago

              If it helps most animals when they fly, are jumping really hard then gliding a bit. There are other kinds of flight. But that is the most common, so in that reguard it isn't far off. Birds of course are functionally swimming throughout the air so fuck them anyway

              • GreenTeaRedFlag [any]
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                2 years ago

                what do you mean most animals? the majority of fliers by sheer volume, weight, species, or numbers are insects, which do indeed fly.

        • CthulhusIntern [he/him]
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          2 years ago

          At one point, "faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, and able to leap tall buildings in a single bound" were literally all his powers.

          • Vncredleader
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            2 years ago

            Hell heat-vision originally WAS x-ray vision, which he realized would heat shit if prolonged

    • Vncredleader
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      2 years ago

      The thing is they DO those stories, like constantly. The problem is not with superheroes are a concept or the characters, it is the nature of comics as an industry. Any story that reaches an end, or anything that would change the profitable status quo has to be temporary. Be it political or just experimenting story-wise.

      My friend who does great philosophy videos btw, talks about this a lot like in this video on why batman doesn't kill. It is not about the morality, but the sales figures. Above everything things cannot change because the market demands it. So you will have stories that actually do go to the logical conclusion, but they can't be allowed to last

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkoQgXd7miU

    • FidelCashflow [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      That is the first issue of red son. It's kinda great. Just... just don't read the rest

  • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    one of my favorite tropes in any story is when some realistic villain or organization that has terrorized normal/regular people with impunity since always inadvertently (through random chance, law of averages) draws the ire of someone or something that is operating on a truly different playing field with much higher stakes, and generally drawing upon a capacity or competency that is multiple orders of magnitude greater than anything they have ever conceived of existing.

    like say a crooked cop tries to victimize a possible witness to his corruption who turns out to literally be a demon that was busy with something else, but has decided to give the cop its full attention.

    it's all over the place in media, to varying degrees. Man on Fire is a non-supernatural example. very heavy "now you have fucked up" vibes.

    I don't care how many times it is used. I want to see it used more. I especially like it when we, as the audience, are observing the much more dangerous character in a story, and this fool comes along thinking they've found easy prey.

    • WhyEssEff [she/her]
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      2 years ago

      realistic villain or organization that has terrorized normal/regular people with impunity since always inadvertently (through random chance, law of averages) draws the ire of someone or something that is operating on a truly different playing field with much higher stakes

      Mugging the Monster

      • Dirtbag [they/them]
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        2 years ago

        I haven’t seen anything but the first one, but I loved it. Are the other two worth watching?

        • Wildgrapes [she/her]
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          2 years ago

          I say yes. 2 is not as good as 1 but is a fun action movie. 3 is really good even if just visually. You gotta turn your brain off of course

    • SaniFlush [any, any]
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      2 years ago

      Happens in comics every so often. One of my favorites is when a random mugger decides he’s going to rob the first woman he sees walking alone, and manages to pick Big Barda of the New Gods, a Superman-scale flying brick with about 6 to a dozen ways she could instantly turn a regular human into ground beef.

    • GreenTeaRedFlag [any]
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      2 years ago

      The anime overlord has this a lot, because regular medieval fantasy style villains end up going up against a demon king and his massive army and it does not go their way. Dunno if I'd recommend overlord because I watched it years ago, might not acutally be good, but it was fun seeing a massive sex-trafficking and drug ring get ripped to shreds overnight because they annoyed a half-dragon butler.

      • ElChapoDeChapo [he/him, comrade/them]
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        2 years ago

        Isekai can be a mixed bag, usually terrible but on the occasion you find a protagonist who understands slavery is wrong it can be a real treat

        • UlyssesT [he/him]
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          2 years ago

          Other times, it's Rise of the Shield Hero. :kombucha-disgust:

          • GreenTeaRedFlag [any]
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            2 years ago

            :who-did-this: yeah who has ever enjoyed that show? (I watched it before maturing as a leftist and at a time I felt betrayed, sad, and very angry. Not actually sure if it was good or not but DEFINITELY not recommending it to anyone ever.)

        • GreenTeaRedFlag [any]
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          2 years ago

          I try my best not to think about some of the isekai I watched years ago.

      • D61 [any]
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        2 years ago

        a massive sex-trafficking and drug ring get ripped to shreds overnight because they annoyed a half-dragon butler.

        Tried watching this once, couldn't get through more than 2 episodes. Might have to play fast and loose with the fast-forward button just for funsies now...

        • GreenTeaRedFlag [any]
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          2 years ago

          You could just start the second half of season two and understand. But honestly don't even bother. If you didn't enjoy the first episode or two you aren't going to like the rest of it.

        • GreenTeaRedFlag [any]
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          2 years ago

          Just occurred to me, look up clips of sebas and that's really all you're looking for

    • Wildgrapes [she/her]
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      2 years ago

      Law abiding citizen was fun for this reason. Definitely not a perfect movie but satisfying. Same thing with Taken

  • amber2 [she/her,they/them]
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    2 years ago

    This is a ton of batman stories, except the opposite: poor people trying to kill Bruce Wayne, not because he's batman but because he's a rich asshole

  • Dirtbag [they/them]
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    2 years ago

    CIA AWARD FOR EXCELLENCE IN JOURNALISM:

    :snowden: :stalin-gun-1: :cia:

    • RNAi [he/him]
      hexagon
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      2 years ago

      That's the plotwist, Fidel is kriptonian too

  • Dirtbag [they/them]
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    2 years ago

    CIA AWARD FOR EXCELLENCE IN JOURNALISM:

    :snowden: :stalin-gun-1: :cia:

  • ValpoYAFF [comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    This is an absolutely genius idea. I'd watch the hell out of that.

    "Target is in sight." "Take the shot." "We have a hit- wait. Miss." "Again!?"