The film is also set to introduce Giganotosaurus – or Giga – a real dinosaur that existed, with Trevorrow suggesting that the creature will feel like the DC villain.
“I wanted something that felt like the Joker,” he explained to Empire. “It just wants to watch the world burn.”
:joker-gaming:
We must learn to live with dinosaurs as a seasonal hazard, and innovate new safety measures as we open our economy
seems like something we'd do, gotta fund the military industrial complex who will wage perpetual war against dinos entering cities
Modern Hollywood movies are so consistently beautifully shot, have amazing sets and costumes, awesome acting, just an incredible achievement of collaborative artistic creation... and then just the dumbest, most brain dead scripts.
tf u talking about, modern hollywood movies are a bunch of guys in green spandex in green studios directed by guys who think shaking a camera is the height of filmmaking
You know, I think I'll just rewatch the original Jurassic Park for the thousandth time, thank you
Chris Pratt & friends are up against their most devious foe yet. The dinosaur will directly address him in English with a monologue about how twisted society is. Chris Pratt will have to confront the dinosaur as his own hateful mirror, leading to a world-shaking cat and mouse conflict that's mostly isolated to Manhattan. At the end of the film Pratt will openly weep while aiming a pistol at the dinosaur, saying that it was his friend, how could it do all this. The dinosaur will laugh maniacally and the movie will end with Pratt cocking the hammer, leaving the Jokersaur's fate unknown.
It will score 5% on Rotten Tomatoes with a 98% audience score and make $1.5 billion worldwide.
It will score 98% on Rotten Tomatoes with a 5% audience score
ftfy
THIS IS SOMEHOW STUPIDER THAN THAT MOVIE PRIMEVAL WHICH TRIED TO SUGGEST THAT A GIANT CROCODILE WAS A SERIAL KILLER
NO DAVE, IT'S A FUCKING ANIMAL, ANIMALS JUST DO SHIT
“If kids who are born today are going to be presented with six Jurassic Park movies — you hope the parents will buy them the box set — you hope they are going to get to feel like they watch one long story.”
Oh fuck off it's supposed to be a fun, dumb movie with dinosaurs.
What even is the setting for this movie? That dinosaurs are freely roaming the world and the "good guys" are trying to put them back in a "sanctuary"?
The new Pusha T album has so many fucking JOker references, and plays the 2016 laugh repeatedly
That's a stupid thing to say, but I cannot lie, I will binge on this slop because it's got Dinosaurs killing people and fucking shit up. huge Dinosaurs in North America as invasive species, breeding like raccoons and flattening the suburbs? Why yes, thank you. Also there's going to be a Therozinosaurus in it, which is the kind of representation I value most.
It would actually be hilarious if there's an in-movie explanation like they forced the dinosaur to read twitter discourse.
