Yeah yeah more stale memes stolen from twitter

  • Utter_Karate [he/him, comrade/them]
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    5 months ago

    My favorite part of this is that the lunch eggs can be "poached if necessary". What do they mean, "necessary"? When they are prescribing a diet they could just tell us to eat 2 hard-boiled eggs for lunch, but instead they pause and concede that it may be impossible to have the lunch eggs be hard-boiled for some unspecified reason.

    • NephewAlphaBravo [he/him]
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      5 months ago

      The breakfast egg is non-negotiable too, if you eat a poached egg at 8am on day 3 you will literally die

    • context [fae/faer, fae/faer]
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      5 months ago

      my only guess here is that eggs still inside the shell were harder to find around lunchtime back in the 70s, and so they're like well you already have boiling water, right? might as well poach a couple of shell-less eggs that you had lying around

    • CloutAtlas [he/him]
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      5 months ago

      Poaching takes less time than completely hard boiling so if you were in a rush, you can shave off roughly 180 seconds of cooking time to give you extra time during your lunch break, which in the 1970's I assume is roughly 2.5 hours

  • HarryLime [any]
    cake
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    5 months ago

    The perfect diet to never shit again

  • kristina [she/her]
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    edit-2
    5 months ago

    Doing four loko every meal and losing 5 pounds in three days, very healthy

  • aaaaaaadjsf [he/him, comrade/them]
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    5 months ago

    That's an 17 500 calorie deficit in 3 days, to lose 5lbs of fat in that timeframe (1lb is around 3 500 calories). Or a 5800 calorie deficit a day. A physically impossible deficit. Even eating nothing won't accomplish such a deficit. You won't lose much, if any fat on this diet, most of the weight loss will be from dehydration and drying out. So temporary. It will also make all your muscles look flaccid and flat as they will be completely depleted of glycogen on this zero carb diet. Which is usually the opposite of what you want, even for women. There's a reason why bodybuilders combine drying out/dehydration with eating tonnes of carbohydrates at the end of a carb loading phase, to make their muscles look full.

      • aaaaaaadjsf [he/him, comrade/them]
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        5 months ago

        Built so different that the laws of thermodynamics don't apply, such is the power of shitty pop dieting and workout advice.

        • Egon [they/them]
          hexagon
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          5 months ago

          Yeah you get it. The laws of the universe are mainly vibes based

    • kristina [she/her]
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      5 months ago

      Maybe they were just constipated with 5 pounds of egg and beef and the coffee finally dislodged it

    • CloutAtlas [he/him]
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      5 months ago

      Wait is my diet of 2 (two) pints of Guinness, 10 (ten) shots of hard liquor, 3 (three) liters of tap water, and 0 (zero) food intake 24 hrs every once a week is not a good for my health?

    • Sickos [they/them, it/its]
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      5 months ago

      Yeah I once did this semi-unintentionally because I had a lot eggs that were starting to go so I boiled them all. It wrecked my digestive tract.

      • LaughingLion [any, any]
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        5 months ago

        yeah and the compounds in them smell horrendous when you eat a bunch. you cant eat like 3 eggs a day with no fiber. ive done keto. trust me. you dont want to do this

    • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
      cake
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      5 months ago

      Gaston literally vibrating from that much coffee. Amazed he could hit the side of a barn, much less all that big game.

  • ShimmeringKoi [comrade/them]
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    5 months ago

    I've been in this game for years, it's made me an animal

    There's rules to this shit, I wrote me a manual

  • Egon [they/them]
    hexagon
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    5 months ago

    Do NOT do this, unless you are very cool