"No, it must be that I'm ahead of my time!"

  • Awoo [she/her]
    ·
    3 years ago

    You can actually do shit with your sports car. And other people can see it so it becomes a status symbol.

    You can't do shit with a jpg of a monkey and it can't be a status symbol.

    • Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]
      hexagon
      ·
      3 years ago

      IKR and people who flex about their sports cars are already pathetic enough, imagine trying to show off with a MS paint jpeg

      • AcidSmiley [she/her]
        ·
        3 years ago

        imagine trying to show off with a MS paint jpeg

        "look, this is a BAYC, it's the future of investing, i'm so early" :very-intelligent:

        vs

        "yeah, i right-clicked that, i just think these dorks are funny" :gigachad-hd:

  • CTHlurker [he/him]
    ·
    3 years ago

    NFTs are proof that rich people can't even do hedonism properly. We really should take their stuff so they are no longer burdened with all that excess.

  • Acute_Engles [he/him, any]
    ·
    3 years ago

    Ever since i read that article that put the waffen ss logo next to the bored ape logo I can't unsee it.

    • SoyViking [he/him]
      ·
      3 years ago

      The 39th Waffen-SS Panzer division "Gelangweilte Affe" fought on the meme-front of WWII. They fought especially viciously in the battles against bedtimes, showers and mean women who wouldn't date them. Ultimately the division was defeated when the Soviets got their moms to tell them to clean up their rooms.

  • Sushi_Desires
    ·
    3 years ago

    I see they're still using the ape totenkopf...

    • anaesidemus [he/him]
      ·
      3 years ago

      "it's just a skull bro"

      why is it turning exactly like the totenkopf? Their stupid apes turn the other way.

  • amber2 [she/her,they/them]
    ·
    3 years ago

    we're so early

    In 2030 owning an ugly picture of a monkey will be the sexiest thing in the world

  • ajouter [she/her]
    ·
    3 years ago

    has enough money to buy an nft but not a sports car too

    • Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]
      hexagon
      ·
      edit-2
      3 years ago

      To be fair if I had that much money I would buy neither.

      All that would be spent converting my home into a giant cat tower and the rest can go to the communist effort.

      Mind you I don't think that would make me attractive

  • UmbraVivi [he/him, she/her]
    ·
    3 years ago

    I fucking hate cars but at least a sports car looks nice

    The apes make me uncomfortable with how hideous they are

  • Mindfury [he/him]
    ·
    3 years ago

    and now, for a face reveal of this twitter user:
    :le-pol-face:

  • usernamesaredifficul [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    these people are so smoothbrained they think the appeal of flash cars and style is the monetary value spent on it.

    they seriously think that style impresses women because women tally up the monetary worth of the items in a mental spreadsheet.

    I hate cars and I understand the appeal of a ferrari better than these dweebs

  • garbage [none/use name,he/him]
    ·
    3 years ago

    bored ape yacht club is a cool name for a garbage entity. if they were all about destroying yachts it would just be beautiful.

  • Quimby [any, any]
    ·
    3 years ago

    "ugh, I just want someone who loves me for my money. is that too much to ask?"

    • buh [she/her]
      ·
      3 years ago

      “ugh, I just want someone who loves me for my monkey. is that too much to ask?”