He was arrested early Sunday morning. Good morning
Sunday
Morning
I'm trying to update the Pelosi Deep Lore page but my keyboard started levitating and zapping me, there are dark forces at work here
Imagine being that rich and still being cheap/suicidal enough to not just call yourself an uber
Rich ass people buy lamborghinis and Mercedes instead of just hiring a driver lmao. Car brain really does a number on people.
These sumbitches buy expensive cars just to go fast and crash them and shit. Literally having a parking lot full of exotic cars to play bumper cars with. Too bad it never seems to be fatal
lmao why tho arent they all rich and can hire limo drivers or some shit
I don't think people who haven't spent a lot of time around rich people realize how true this is, or how they view poor people like us as literal ants that they have fun burning with magnifying glasses. Remember, folks, gladiators were real, and if the rich were legally allowed to force us fight to the death for their entertainment, they would!
They do. MMA doesn't actually end in death but every time you get hit in the head, especially if you get knocked out, you're accruing permanent brain damage.
if the rich were legally allowed to force us fight to the death
The NFL is riddled with people suffering TBI.
Nevermind boxing.
When you’re 500 years old you need to feel alive or you die of boredom
You can't just say it like that you're disrespecting the Democraps do you want Trump to win?
I wish he had crashed into her and they both just exploded and died, and then a bunch of birds ate the remains and crapped all over the site of their death, and later their graves.
I hope he's speedin' on the way to the club Tryna hurry up to get to a baller or singer or somebody like that And try to put on his makeup in the mirror and crash, crash Crash into a ditch
Note to federal officers who may be reading this: (just playin')
Pelosi will shame anyone suggesting her husband should face any legal repercussions for this.
if I was that loaded and also didn't give a shit, I would lease some luxury full size sedan and have two full time salaried drivers on payroll/on call. what kind of maniac likes driving? put me in the back seat and let me read or get high or snooze or zone out or whatever.
what a fucking dip shit
I bet the fraction of a fraction of all the war profiteering that they did/market foresight to hire two drivers would probably feel equivalent to his finances as taking an Uber does to yours.
You could probably hire a 40hrs/week driver for 60,000$ a year, which wouldn't even scratch the amount of money you'd make just on the interest from 115million dollars.
Dude if I had 115 million dollars I would pay people to dress like me and wear a helmet with a screen on it and have them go places I'm supposed to go and just be my face-time link while I spend all of my actual time lying around naked eating grapes. "Oh what are you doing with your 115 million dollars?" "Well I have really expensive icecream" like get the fuck out of here why even oppress the working classes if you're not going to live your life as some utterly debased bacchanal where morals have no place and pleasure reigns supreme?
There's an election coming up, now is NOT the time to be divisive! :maybe-later-kiddo:
Let's see the justice system work, people. I'm sure they want the law to apply equally.
