• Raebxeh
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    8 months ago

    Explaining to an American why IDF soldiers are evil:

    “First, imagine a hot dog”

    • Comp4 [comrade/them]
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      8 months ago

      radicalising US boomers by using food analogies for everything

  • Comp4 [comrade/them]
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    edit-2
    8 months ago

    These soldiers just wanted to gobble some glizzies. Does this pass as justice in this rotten world ?

    • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]
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      8 months ago

      It's just a case of the zionists using Judaism for cynical reasons, per the usual.

        • TheDeed [he/him, comrade/them]
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          8 months ago

          I'm American so take it with a grain of salt but I'd imagine that cooking on Shabbat would not be allowed for anyone in the IDF, regardless of religious affiliation.

    • ProfessorOwl_PhD [any]
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      8 months ago

      It's a theocratic "democracy", so you get the religious rules regardless of whether you believe any of them. First Israeli I met spent ages complaining about having to buy and freeze loads of bread every year, because it's illegal for shops to sell bread during passover.

  • RyanGosling [none/use name]
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    8 months ago

    saw them committing the act

    The fact that this isn’t an onion article is quite something

    • ComradeChairmanKGB@lemmygrad.ml
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      8 months ago

      Jerking off your coworker who just got his torso obliterated by a Hamas gigachad: not 'committing an act'

      Making hotdogs: 'committing an act'

    • WhyEssEff [she/her]
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      edit-2
      8 months ago

      Guy who has intentionally killed multiple children: well well well *takes out handcuffs* looks like SOMEONE couldn’t wait til sunday

  • SoyViking [he/him]
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    edit-2
    8 months ago

    Did their lawyer do the "... but KHamas!" defense? Or did they at least accuse the hotdog cops of being antisemitic?

    • JohnBrownNote [comrade/them, des/pair]
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      8 months ago

      we're talking about people who have special refrigerators because g-d thinks opening the door and making the light turn on or the compressor cycle is bad, heating up a tofu dog would be just as bad according to The Rules