It's a train you can whack off in!
Every train is a train you can whack off in if you aren't a fucking coward
god I love trains. I'll spend the whole defense budget on trains, I swear to god almighty. :dem:
Please use trains to transport people and goods.
Please do not launch trains at Afghani wedding parties.
Fuck you, pig. What can you do? We're traveling from your jurisdiction.
Whacking off in any structure is a sign of respect in my culture (G*mer)
once took the overnight train from Italy to Geneva, the stewards woke us up in the morning with a cappuccino service
ngl right as lockdown started at the end of March my mom sister and I took one of these from northern Scotland to London and it was fucking fantastic. I can’t wait for this to be over so I can do another sleeper
Yeah, all I'm saying is that if they didn't want to have the police come and sweep them off the street then they should have gotten a job and pulled themselves up by the bo-... The uhh... 🤤 I uhh... Karl Marx you say?
Bork! You are a federal agent! Never end a sentence with a preposition!
Took multiple Sleeper Trains around Europe years back and can confirm, they rule
I do a cross country sleeper trip every year for the holidays back and forth, and it's honestly the highlight of my year. Amtrak coffee is inexplicably good for drip, the conversations in the dining car are always interesting, and the views are stunning.
Strongly recommend.
On a train in Montana, you can masturbate... in a bathroom stall! (warning, folkpunk)
