Biden: Mr. Weasel is lying and completely disregarding our institutions. However, I have much respect for him and wish he finds the light and becomes a good republican like the good old days. I will resign if that’s what it takes
[Biden quote has been editorialized for comprehension]
Then Kamala becomes president, does even less than Biden, while also being less bipartisan with Republicans, because even when occupying the highest office in the land democrats can do no more than performative opposition.
Biden: "And I had some productive talks with Representative X as I like to call him. New guy - never met him before. Ted Cruz introduced us but he left the room very fast. Don't know why. Anyway Representative X is an unusual fella with a very combative in-your-face manner but I feel like we finally reached common gr—" Biden falls over. "My chest. Pain in my chest. Fuck! Pardon my French. Gaaaaggggahpffft!"
Biden: Mr. Weasel is lying and completely disregarding our institutions. However, I have much respect for him and wish he finds the light and becomes a good republican like the good old days. I will resign if that’s what it takes
[Biden quote has been editorialized for comprehension]
Biden resigning in the spirit of bipartisanship would be the funniest thing to ever happen.
So, with Chapo's Law, (the funniest and dumbest outcome is the most likely) it's an inevitability.
Then Kamala becomes president, does even less than Biden, while also being less bipartisan with Republicans, because even when occupying the highest office in the land democrats can do no more than performative opposition.
Biden: "And I had some productive talks with Representative X as I like to call him. New guy - never met him before. Ted Cruz introduced us but he left the room very fast. Don't know why. Anyway Representative X is an unusual fella with a very combative in-your-face manner but I feel like we finally reached common gr—" Biden falls over. "My chest. Pain in my chest. Fuck! Pardon my French. Gaaaaggggahpffft!"
Common ground indeed.