This was the horrendous news that made me close the internet for today. What a solid way to end my doomscrolling streak!!!
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I will now proceed to be forever distraught and depressed.
Biggest fucking joke. He wasn't even born in America so he was trying to make a court case that he could run for president because he was a "naturalized citizen" and it's all like, homie. Even if there was a case to be made they could just... Drag their feet on the case and time you out? The reliability of the courts is even lower than the executive branch cause they don't even have to pretend to care for their position.
He's got literal brain worms and his narcissistic tendencies deserve only to be ridiculed.
My state didn't have a "uncommitted" option, and Orb Mommy is a rabid Zionist, so Cenk was useful as a protest vote.
He was doing the bit of trying to gaslight progressives the Democrat party can be viable for their policy demands.
I vaguely remember seeing him on an election poll or result and explicitly deciding not to investigate. Now its time to find their subreddit and dig for schadenfreude.
The worst part about this one is that I recognise almost all of the characters, except the guy with the red tie in the back.
Joe Hawley, disgraced frontman of Michigan indie band Tally Hall (most popular among queer teens on tiktok)
I am possibly aware of tally hall but I feel like I'm missing some vital lore here
went on hiatus in early 2010s that never ended (one of their guys (rob cantor) went on to make actual cannibal shia labeouf), they had a resurgence in popularity with gay zoomers from 21-23, then the other former members of the band condemned hawley for transphobia and sexting a teen
In before Cenk pulls a "Trump is the major threat and we need to suck it up and support Biden to defeat Trump."
