That's definitely a Santa egg. It's about that time of year too.

It's just a giant Mento.

A corgi egg

A roc

a little tiny happy old person 🥰😍

A shit bird, Rand. It was washed ashore from a shit wave and carried by the winds of shit.

Hamas

A slightly smaller rock

If it comes from an egg it is a chicken. That's what eggs are.

deeeeez nuuuuuuts

It's full of HFCS. Easter Season starts on February 15 now, didn't you get the memo?

A bitch.