• chungusamonugs [he/him]
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            4 months ago

            Yes. If it thinks you're stealing, it'll play it back for the attendant. Most of the time they'll open it and clear it before the video even plays because they don't get paid enough to care, but you can theoretically be nabbed for it.

        • Wakmrow [he/him]
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          4 months ago

          This is what should be illegal. Don't want to pay for cashiers? Okay but then deal with the fallout of people just taking shit.

    • footfaults [none/use name]
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      4 months ago

      The ones at my local Giant are incredibly pushy. The scales must be badly calibrated because it constantly screams at you to put the item in the bagging area

      • CthulhusIntern [he/him]
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        4 months ago

        All the self checkouts I know can't recognize when there's a bag in the bagging area.

  • Weedian [he/him]
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    4 months ago

    you're allowed to steal 1 item with plausible deniability while using the self checkout machine

  • trabpukcip [he/him]
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    4 months ago

    Kroger has the most obnoxious self checkout system; I think it's the motion capture software being mad at my hand movements

    • buh [any]
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      4 months ago

      sometimes when I scan my rewards card barcode that I have on my phone it instantly locks up 🙃

  • WashedAnus [he/him]
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    edit-2
    4 months ago

    If they've only got self checkout open you better believe I'm buying organic vegetables and ringing them up as regular. You want that extra money you better spend it on cashier wages.

    • DyingOfDeBordom [none/use name]
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      4 months ago

      I just need there to be more than fucking 4 of them because I'm built different than you abs will check out in 10 seconds

  • Lerios [hy/hym]
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    edit-2
    4 months ago

    bad parts of self check out:

    • loud noise

    good parts of self check out:

    • more free stuff than you could possibly believe Care-Comrade

    gonna have to disagree with kelly here, these things slap. just keep your headphones in

    • nothx [any]
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      4 months ago

      Keep the headphones in and ignore the alarm just like the few remaining employees do.

  • carpoftruth [any, any]
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    4 months ago

    There is one grocery chain here that has good self checkout machines that don't complain and moan about weight mismatches, and there is another chain that has god awful self checkout machines that are very sensitive about weight, placing items in the bagging area, etc. I really wonder how much if any money the latter type saves.

  • isame [he/him]
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    4 months ago

    I'm a little ashamed I did chuckle at 'point of assail.' The humor is bad but that's some decent wordplay.

  • HarryLime [any]
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    4 months ago

    I love the ones where Kelly is 100% right